Rankao post=9.72176.756311 said:
astaldodhol post=9.72176.751008 said:
They'd make a gaming console and it'll become a international cult sensation like everything they make.
It would bring on the end of gaming in about half an hour, and the end of the world in about oh, 31 minutes.
I love how the world ends before gaming ends.
I haven't had a Blue screen of death in 4 years. Apple will never dominate because they don't know how to allow everyone to kinda just contribute. They dictate every damn thing that can be used on their system like the own the damn users or something.
I love your ability to think about fractions. Half an hour is 30 minutes, which is one minute less than the 31 minutes required for the end of the world.
I've been running Winblows XP since it came out, on a desktop and a laptop. The desktop had a few instances of the blue screen of death (maybe 3 or 4) in the first 2 days I had it, while I argued with the fools who sold it to me about their ridiculous choices made during installation. Yes, it was a pain in the ass, but a complete re-install solved all those problems, and it never crashed again. The laptop, bought about 2 years later, has NEVER crashed.
Vista makes me sad, though - I don't have it, and I don't want it.
Back on-topic, an Apple console would basically be the Wii, but with the Japanese-flavoured weirdness replaced by California-flavoured weirdness. California has sushi, just like Japan, but in California the rice is a bit different, the fish are different species, and you can get options never available in Japan, like avocado and "imitation crab". The iBox would be similar - a lot like the Wii, but no Mario and no Zelda, just a huge collection of simple little low-grade games featuring some asstard character doing all manner of boring things. But he'd have a soul patch.
Sometimes I think we must live in a parallel dimension, created accidentally when an Apple employee tried to maximize a window on the operating system. In the real universe, the Wii was made by Apple, and Nintendo followed Sega down the software-only path. We got stuck with bizarro world where the inability to turn off random play order on a music player is considered a selling feature.