Jacco said:
My pallet must be seriously lacking because I've only tried beef, chicken, pork and fish out of all of those. That steak looks mighty scrumptious.
You ************. Now I've a craving for the flesh of dead animals.
Here, have something you quite probably have not seen or tasted before:
http://www.tiendasdemariscos.es/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/percebes.jpg
Behold the mighty Goose Barnacle (Percebes)!
Neither flesh, nor born of flesh, yet tasty like the next best proper burger. Plus, surprise gadgetry included, as there's a little Ctulhu spaceman shrimp sitting at the core of each and every one of them!
http://lanwebs.lander.edu/faculty/rsfox/images/barnacle17L_x550_x_365x.gif
As you can see, they have no heart. Now, ain't that someting?