Poll: what mobile phone will jesus use?

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dday4you

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hi guys :) so what hand phone will he use? personally i think he'll use blackberry as its just so sleek and stylish and can help him connect with some much more people on earth ( cause in a few years, everyone will use bb)
 

BoredDragon

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Jesus won't have to use a phone man, he'll have telepathy... maybe. That would at least be awesome or would suck depending how he used it.

you - "Now to look at some porn"

voice in you head - "You know you shouldn't be doing that"

you - "Oh come on Jesus, I've had a long day and I'm really tense"

Jesus - "I'm just saying"

you - "grrr, fine"
 

Macheteswordgun

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Nothing because he doesn't exist har har har *slaps knee* in all serious though an Iphone. Because it is the jesus phone
 

Dys

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HassEsser said:
HTC

Google made it and Google is God
Google don't own or make HTC phones, some HTC phones use googles android operating system, but a lot more have been using windows mobile for a lot longer.
 

loc978

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I doubt he'd care about the phone's manufacturer. He'd probably get something prepaid and disposable from a convenience store, just to help organize his hubcap theft business [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS9ECx5R2Qw#t=2m35s].
 

LongAndShort

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hmmm... tough one. Depends on what he needs from a mobile phone. If he just needs a mobile phone I'd say a cheap Nokia would be his choice. But if he needs a smartphone, I'm reckoning Apple.
 

selce

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pretty sure he would use a Jitterbug, hes 2k+ years old by now the larger buttons would be of great help to him
 

Watchmacallit

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I'm already using the Samsung Galaxy. There's your answer folks.


*I don't mean any offense by this. I do not truly believe I am the reincarnation of Jesus?...*

I hate that I have to put that in to avoid people getting angry...This world is too over-sensitive. People need to man up a little >_>
 

valkeminator

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LOL! I had this discussion before with my friends. I think he would be using Android phones, since he creates everything, thus he would prefer open source technology which then he can use to the content of whatever he wants to do.
 

BENZOOKA

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A middle-eastern man, speaking Aramea, doing magic tricks, announcing he's Jesus and telling all people what to do?

I'm quite sure he'd be shot down when he reaches for his phone.
 

Raven's Nest

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Paper cups and string... Why?... Because it's fucking Jesus that's why... That's how they roll in Bethlehem!
 

headshotcatcher

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dday4you said:
hi guys :) so what hand phone will he use? personally i think he'll use blackberry as its just so sleek and stylish and can help him connect with some much more people on earth ( cause in a few years, everyone will use bb)
A cheap one that can call and text, but not much else.

Why would he have more?