PrimoThePro said:
yoyo13rom said:
PrimoThePro said:
Wow, that's way better and action based than the time when I almost got raped!
You, sir, deserve a medal for heroism! Oh and your pesky dog, too.
WHOA! That's a story. Thanks for the medal and all, but I'd really like to hear the almost raped story... If you're okay with telling it of course.
Actually don't worry, your the hero, my experience was something like: huh, could have ended in rape.
Ok, story time:
It was in January 2003, I think, I was in the 5th grade. I was coming home from school, with a friend of mine, and we were in an ally.
While we were talking about religion and stuff, suddenly my pants almost fell down(not kidding). I pulled them up, and tried to walk(though it was nothing). Then they completely fell down and I heard a *buff* next to me. I my first impression was that some kid fell on the snow and grabbed me. When I looked back, a 20-some dude on the snow was grabbing them, and reaching for my underwear(I don't think his intention was to slip).
While I put 2 and 2 together, my so called friend was half a mile way and running for his life(some friend he turned out to be).
I furiously pulled my pants up and made a run for it(the dude was still belly down in the snow).
He got up and started to run after me, but by a stroke of luck an old fellow came into the ally and started shouting at the dued, scaring him away.
"Fuck, I still haven't caught that sick bastard! You little kid run home to mummy, I'll go search for that pervert"
And then I went home all freaked out and stuff:"It could have ended it rape..."
And most interestingly is the fact that this experience didn't affect me too much(just a bad weekend). Don't remember telling mom the story(thought she wouldn't believe me I guess).
Oh and my "friend" was all like:"the guy was just pulling your leg, literally! Ha, ha!"
"Yeah right, then WTF did you run like a coward then?!"
Since then we've never discussed the issue.
And that's about it. Maybe the dude was just pulling a prank on 2 unsuspecting little kids while pretending rape, but I still don't wanna know the truth.