Poll: What's your sexual orientation?

Scentedwiind

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DarthSka said:
I'm a guy who loves the ladies, so that makes me one hetero dude.

Scentedwiind said:
While everyone's here. I've always wondered about phraseology. Is it modern, as one might say, to use the words usual or typical to refer to the dominant sexual preference that is heterosexuality. I've caught myself using words like normal when defining it and, to a certain extent, there is normalcy about heterosexuality but is that a subconscious social pressure or just a reflection of the world as it is? I think it could make a forum by itself.
I would say that from a biological standpoint, heterosexuality is the "normal" one since the point of life is survival and propagation of one's species. From our human standpoint (cultural/social) it's definitely the majority of orientations, so one could say it's still the "normal" one. It's not that the other ones aren't abnormal, it's just that people apply a negative connotation to the word sometimes.
I can't disagree with that. I feel there should be another word for majority that doesn't imply superiority, to refer to normality as nothing more than an average and to imply that this is no more or less than a percentage.
 

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Kargathia said:
thethird0611 said:
I also predict that there is going to be a hugeeeeee blow up about transexuality in this topic, or pan sexuality, or any other buzzwords that werent included in your list (kinda like what White Lightning said).
It's the one reason I clicked this topic. Three pages in, and the various posts still make sense. How disappointing.

Anyhow, I guess I'm pretty straight - while there's men out there I find sexy, I wouldn't want to have sex with them.
Yeah, no kidding. I just got on my compy now and looked at the thread... and its quite sensible and non-argumentative.

I like this. We need this more :p.

EDIT: Oh no, I see the sparks of something happening.
 

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lacktheknack said:
Throw on another boring hetero with bonus hangups about sex. :D

Also, I thought we had more transsexuals on this site than the poll suggests.
With all the trans threads that get made here every so often it's not surprising anyone would think that.
 

Dragonbums

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I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
 

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I like anyone who's company I enjoy to a certain degree, that's pretty much all there is to it. :eek:
 

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Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
 

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That's about a 3 on the Kinsey Scale, if that means anything to anyone. I've got several girlfriends, and tend to sleep with their boyfriends sometimes ;)
 

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Aedes said:
Ok, maaaaybe that was one cheap shot from me using him as an example but geez, I wasn't quite aware the list was fairly long. I don't spend time enough on the internet, it seems. Got to do some research! You know, for research purposes... >.>
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

>.>

I just like playing with the "it's not gay if...." thing.

I also like saying very gay things and ending it with "no homo" for comedic effect.

of course, then my girlfriend introduced me to Yu Gi Oh abridged...


And now I annoy my friends with it.

But yeah, there does seem to be a list of actors who it's not "gay" for a guy to like, so....

I only know one actress for the female equivalent though, and it's Angelina Jolie. I've never heard anyone else stated.

captcha: how now, brown cow
Is that an obscure name of sex position? Tottaly sounds like one.
I don't know the brown cow. I know a Minnesota Milkshake, though.

(I just threw together two words, but I can guarantee there's something sexual by that name. I'm just not brave enough to look it up).
 

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Mick P. said:
EDITED: Depending on how you look at things you could even say that sexuality is abnormal. It isn't rational. It doesn't compute. It bypasses the way the reasoning parts of the brain make rational decisions and tricks you into doing things that are not in your interest, and is objectively for us anyway pretty repulsive in the details. In fact parts of sexuality derive their power from making you attracted to repulsive things. That part of your brain could explain all impulsive behavior that is considered abnormal. Murder is a lot like sex for instance. How do you become attracted to something that should be repulsive? That short circuit in your head that goes against everything you've ever been taught or arrived at by your own conclusion. Would robots program sexuality into themselves if not required for reproduction? Is anyone grossed out by robot sex? Bonus food for thought.
You know, there are some that would compare one's lady parts to an axe wound...

I must say, reading up to the third page so far, everything seems rather more... calm, than I would have expected. Bravo, guys. Civil discourse has been maintained for once!
 

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Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
That seems to be more common than you'd think.

I wouldn't know, I go for almost anything adult, consenting and bipedal.

AccursedTheory said:
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
People have some weird preconceived notions about sex.

For the record, it can be fun to tell people all anal sex is gay. Be warned, you will know almost instantly which one of them are into anal sex....
 

Dragonbums

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AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.
 

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Dragonbums said:
AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.
There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!
 

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I'm a little weird. I'm heterosexual, but for whatever reason, I'm more interested in depictions of women (as well as sex in general) than actual ones from both aesthetic and sexual standpoints. Of course, there are exceptions, but they are few and far between. I do not like men at all, though; in most cases, I'm just indifferent, though I don't understand why anyone would find a male attractive. I just don't see the appeal.
 

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Caiphus said:
Completely heterosexual. Not much more to say on the matter, I suppose.

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day :D
The whitest of bread loaf here folks. Straight, non gay bashing and pretty much to the point. I think this guys alright. If a bit boring.

Bisexual for me. I probably take more an interest in girls on the surface cause there tends to be plenty of pretty ones around. Not so many guys who look 'appealing'. But thats just where I live. *Sigh*.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.
There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!
It's not everyday one shares their kinks with the general public.
Of course I will admit browsing that thread up till that point made me just look like vanilla with sprinkles.
Still took a lot of guts though.
These are for the most part, private things.
 

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Dragonbums said:
AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
AccursedTheory said:
Dragonbums said:
I'm heterosexual lady.
Boring as poop I know.

Of course, oddly enough, non heterosexual things do get me horny sometimes.
Odd that.
Perhaps I am a bit of both?
I knew a bi-female that was entirely enamored with the male on male anal sex, and yet was disgusted whenever the context was shifted from gay porn to male on female. She thought any female who took in in the pooper was a whore, and any guy who wanted to 'play the back nine' was a 'fag' and should just admit he was gay.

Chick had problems.

Anyway, I guess that means your situation isn't too odd. I mean, when this is your benchmark, a lot of shit gets pretty tame and sane.
Then I guess I'm glad you never saw my post on the favorite fetish thread.

Elaborated on the...non-heterosexual bits.
Actually, quite a few people here have a very average sexual orientations, that's topped with a lot of...interesting kinks.
There's kinks, and then there's insane bigoted bullshit.

It's like that guard from Harold and Kumar. Complete lunacy.


Out of creepy curiosity, I looked up the post you mentioned. Doesn't seem that off to me.

Hell, I share about four of them. And based on some of the things I've done...

Yah, like I said. Tame.

Also, cute. Your so nervous I want to reach through the thousands of miles of glass and copper that separate us and pinch your cheek!

It's not everyday one shares their kinks with the general public.
Of course I will admit browsing that thread up till that point made me just look like vanilla with sprinkles.
Still took a lot of guts though.
These are for the most part, private things.
As a former soldier, I guess I'm too used to spewing forth whatever random, depraved, private thoughts that cross my mind. I forget sometimes that there is such a thing as 'private' and 'too much information,' and not everyone is as unashamed of the perverse inner workings of their mind as I am.

I apologize if any of my comments made you uncomfortable.

King Kazma said:
Caiphus said:
Completely heterosexual. Not much more to say on the matter, I suppose.

Hope everyone is having a fantastic day :D
The whitest of breads here folks. Straight, non gay bashing and pretty much to the point. I think this guys alright. If a bit boring.
Are you kidding? That's the most deviant of all sexual activities! The very root of all social disease.

Normaling.