I'm from England! I drink tea, moan about Europeans, grumble in an affectionate way about them Yanks, talk in a terribly posh accent, eat scones, 'bloody' is my favourite curse, I describe 'colours', 'rumours' and 'labour' with a side-serving of extra 'u's and I call biscuits 'biscuits'.
I own neither a top nor bowler hat. I don't have a monocle, I'm not aristocratic, my accent is not my actual accent but one I affect in order to conceal my gods-awful actual accent and I wish Scotland, Cornwall, Northern Ireland and Wales the very best of luck in their efforts to become separate, fully self-governing countries, if only because I share Scottish ancestry and love the place and would move there without even the slightest provocation if I had the cash.
I own neither a top nor bowler hat. I don't have a monocle, I'm not aristocratic, my accent is not my actual accent but one I affect in order to conceal my gods-awful actual accent and I wish Scotland, Cornwall, Northern Ireland and Wales the very best of luck in their efforts to become separate, fully self-governing countries, if only because I share Scottish ancestry and love the place and would move there without even the slightest provocation if I had the cash.