Change is inevitable--for the path of the puritan Inquisitor always leads to death, or radicalism.Jynthor said:It's like these traitors want to be purged, stating their vile allegiances so openly.
I, Inquisitor Jynthor of the Ordo Hereticus will surely be promoted after purging this pathetic site from all heresy.
Blood for the Blood God!!!Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!Agayek said:There is only one correct answer to this question:bartholen said:This popped up on my mind today. Of the 4 Warhammer great Chaos gods, Nurgle, Slaanesh, Khorne and Tzeentch, which one would you serve? Here's what each one would offer:
Khorne: ultimate physical prowess and power, unmatched authority and skill at arms.
Tzeentch: limitless knowledge of all things and the ability to bend others to your will.
Nurgle: immortality and practical invulnerability, a life free of disease or sickness, eternal, pleasing comfort.
Slaanesh: a life of limitless pleasure and beauty.
I'd probably go with Tzeentch, since knowledge is power.
Thinking about it Gork and Mork may in fact be the most powerful gods in the 40K universe who influenced everything so that the Orks could live in their perfect universe filled with perpetual war.Mr. Omega said:Bah! You hummies and spikey boyz with ya Chaos godz n' ya Emperor.
I only need Gork and Mork for me WAAAAAGH!
We have arrived and it is now that we preform our charge. In fealty of the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial webiste of The Escapist. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire website and consign a million members to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.opiwankenobi said:The Inquisition merely fulfils the duty of its office!Jamash said:I know. I was only pretending to naively take the OP's deceptive description at face value to root out Heretics.
Looks like we've got another one who's a bit too familiar with the machinations of Chaos...