As much as Tzeentch is the only Chaos power that would ever intruige me to intentionally serve, I have to admit that it would totally be Nurgle that would take me. I mean, I get sick so often my friends already call me the Plaugebearer sometimes!
Poll: Which Chaos god would you serve?
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I'm always really pulled between Khorne and Tzeentch, it's a toughy between those two. I think I'd rather go with spending my free time killing S&M fetishists than Zombies though. Plus, do zombies even bleed? So, blood for the blood god I guess.
Though what's wrong with chaos undivided? Abaddon is allowed to choose it, and he's the sort of person that gives himself his own cruddy nickname. I mean, why do the legions of the eye of terror take him seriously when he goes around calling himself the despoiler?
Though in fairness, this is all heresy anyway. Take it away Gabriel!
Though what's wrong with chaos undivided? Abaddon is allowed to choose it, and he's the sort of person that gives himself his own cruddy nickname. I mean, why do the legions of the eye of terror take him seriously when he goes around calling himself the despoiler?
Though in fairness, this is all heresy anyway. Take it away Gabriel!
As already said, this thread has been marked for Exterminatus.
All those loyal to the Imperium of Mankind will endure. Traitors, mutants and heretics will perish!
None can stand before our Lord and His armies.
In His name.
The Emperor protects.
All those loyal to the Imperium of Mankind will endure. Traitors, mutants and heretics will perish!
None can stand before our Lord and His armies.
In His name.
The Emperor protects.
Slaanesh. Why? I reckon I'd fit the whole depraved and hedonistic character archetype quite well, not to mention indulging myself until I corrupt the fabric of my existence. It just seems sensible to worship one's pleasure rather than committing to super-violence, disease or twisted warp magic.
hmm timelord let's check the dictionary of deviants. Time Lords, has physic paper and travels in a blue box that is bigger on the inside. Class 1 deviant, marked for immediate cleansing. Call the Inquisition!TimeLord said:
Be pure
Be vigilant
BEHAVE
Malal doesn't exist anymore due to copyright infringement or some bollocks.thaluikhain said:
[sub]*ahem*[/sub]
[HEADING=2]BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE![/HEADING]
Hey guess what, I know absolutely nothing about the Warhammer series and even less about the individual players on the field and even I know that Nurgle does NOT grant immortality in a blissful disease free life.
Nurgle does the exact opposite in fact.
Nurgle does the exact opposite in fact.
I could never turn my back on He On Earth ...
... but hypothetically (and heretically I might add) I'd go Tzeentch.
Just as the God Emperor manipulates and directs humanity, so too does Tzeentch.
If anything, I'd regard Tzeentch as the 'Star Child' spoken of in the Emperor's Rebirth. The ironically named Chaos God of Order, and only seems chaotic as we cannot possibly fathom Tzeentchian schemes.
Just as some of us are earmarked as expendable pawns by the Emperor's machinations, likewise we are expendable pawns to Tzeentch's ploys.
Whether you are a pawn, knight, rook, or king is not your decision to make.
**spoilers re: 40k novel below**
PS - There was a 40K novel I read ... can't remember the name ... about a planet that had been cut off by warp storms for millenia. The Imperium had rediscovered it and was going to reclaim it - and unfortunately for the inhabitants - their purity was found to be lacking. The people there, cut off from the Emperor's Light for so long, were scheduled for extermination rather than being brought back into the Imperium.
The book followed two of these people - only young teens I think, from the same village - who were desperately trying to stay alive during an Imperial invasion. One of them was chosen by Tzeentch to be its avatar, and was slowly taken over and possessed by Tzeentch to become a Greater Daemon / Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change's entire purpose was to launch itself into space and sacrifice itself to bring the warp storm again, cutting off the planet from Imperial reinforcements (an Imperial battle fleet en route). I remember it was particularly interesting because Tzeentch showed more concern for the mere mortals than the Imperium did - even giving the boy and girl a chance to say goodbye before the sacrifice necessary to bring the Warp Storm.
Capcha: boiled cabbage. My brains after Tzeentch is done with me.
... but hypothetically (and heretically I might add) I'd go Tzeentch.
Just as the God Emperor manipulates and directs humanity, so too does Tzeentch.
If anything, I'd regard Tzeentch as the 'Star Child' spoken of in the Emperor's Rebirth. The ironically named Chaos God of Order, and only seems chaotic as we cannot possibly fathom Tzeentchian schemes.
Just as some of us are earmarked as expendable pawns by the Emperor's machinations, likewise we are expendable pawns to Tzeentch's ploys.
Whether you are a pawn, knight, rook, or king is not your decision to make.
**spoilers re: 40k novel below**
PS - There was a 40K novel I read ... can't remember the name ... about a planet that had been cut off by warp storms for millenia. The Imperium had rediscovered it and was going to reclaim it - and unfortunately for the inhabitants - their purity was found to be lacking. The people there, cut off from the Emperor's Light for so long, were scheduled for extermination rather than being brought back into the Imperium.
The book followed two of these people - only young teens I think, from the same village - who were desperately trying to stay alive during an Imperial invasion. One of them was chosen by Tzeentch to be its avatar, and was slowly taken over and possessed by Tzeentch to become a Greater Daemon / Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change's entire purpose was to launch itself into space and sacrifice itself to bring the warp storm again, cutting off the planet from Imperial reinforcements (an Imperial battle fleet en route). I remember it was particularly interesting because Tzeentch showed more concern for the mere mortals than the Imperium did - even giving the boy and girl a chance to say goodbye before the sacrifice necessary to bring the Warp Storm.
Capcha: boiled cabbage. My brains after Tzeentch is done with me.
I know nothing of warhammer but
you have left off option purple: Discord
ALL HAIL DISCORD BRINGER OF CHOCOLATE RAIN!
See, the problem with the Warhammer gods is that they all have a major downside. I'm also just not as deep into the warhammer universe as I'd like to be. But, from the two i really know anything about, I would be a Nurgle devotee.
But, the point's moot. I already am/worship a chaos god, and I have a sweet cane.
But, the point's moot. I already am/worship a chaos god, and I have a sweet cane.
Oh HELL NO! That's cheating!evilthecat said:
I'm not picking an option until I hear the bloody fine print on what these Gods offer respectively.
