Poll: Which Circle of Hell do You Belong?

PurpleRain

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squidbuddy99 said:
Dante's Inferno is out now, and regardless of whether or not it's good, I'd just like to see where our loyal escapist members would burn when the day of reconing finally comes. For me, I'm probably going to Limbo for being an Atheist.
I'd like to point out that Limbo isn't a lack of faith. It is souls that still carry the original sin (aka, haven't been baptized).
Also, sticking fraud and treason in the same boat as one another is a huge step, especially seeing as fraud is one of the biggest circles. It includes the pimps and thieves along with astronomers. I mean, those aren't exactly types of treason you hear about.
So your list is kinda wrong.

Assassin Xaero said:
Limbo - religion sickens me.
You would be in Dis most likely, or the circle of violence (violence against god). Either way, you're burning (literally).

ma55ter_fett said:
Lust,

Only real problem would be getting used to all the horror porn *shudder*
Or giant tornadoes. Depending on if you believe Dante's Inferno or EA's Inferno.

AgDr_ODST said:
I think I'd find myself in Purgatory as Im a Christian.
Doesn't matter. Popes made it into Hell.
 

Darth Caelum

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According to this quiz [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv], I'm in the 6th level:

"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Sounds like my kinda place. Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company!
Apparently my Friend, i am going to meet you there!
The Specifics though:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Likely for Level 6, 7 , 9. Hmmm.....
 

keyton777

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Theron Julius said:
Wrath... DAMN NOOBTUBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pahahaha, baby :D
i noobtube you in the nuts when you arint looking :D

ah, well, since there is no sloth, i would either be in limbo or nowhere, possibly heaven, but, a blank field would be something i could agreee with for a few thousand years
 

Riobux

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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Although according to the Dante's Inferno Test, I was pretty close to the rock bottom of hell since I did lie about one or two questions about if I would commit treason.
 

AvsJoe

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Since there is no sloth circle, I guess I'll rot away in the Gluttony corner of Hell. I'm still hoping I get to the Pearly Gates though...
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Hehehehe... I like my results...
[small]Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 - Lustful - Low
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Moderate[/small]

Well, at least I think I do. Kinda seems meaningless to me.
But, whatever, not like it will effect me anyway, I bypass hell to go straight into service of my master in the next game.
 

inpachi

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I played the demo for this game.. and here it is! (GOD OF WAR WITH A BIG SCYTHE!) There you go now you dont have to play it..
 

cieply

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Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
 

Klepa

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Your unfriendly neighbourhood porn-consuming, religion-bashing, pizza-eating, treason-committing Klepa, checking in to the City of Dis!

Burn, baby, burn. Disco Inferno!
 

IamQ

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I voted Gluttony, but according to a quiz, I'm a heretic.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
 

sidereal_day

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Err, The lack of faith for limbo is a bit misleading. Limbo for lack of faith is reserved only for pagans that lived before Christ's time or have not heard of Christ's message.

(I'm a lapsed Catholic)

Probably everyone here has heard of Christ's message, so Limbo does not apply to them. Sorry guys, you're goin' somewhere a little less idyllic :D