Poll: Which toilet seat is the worst to sit on?

Souplex

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For some reason whenever I sit on a seat no matter for how long its temperature never goes up. I guess I have a naturally cold bum.
 

ddon

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warm because i now someone else used it and cant lie to myself that it isnt true.
 

AvsJoe

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I'll take a really cold toilet seat over even a slightly warm one. Maybe if the warmth didn't come from someone else's ass...
 

Hazy

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Cold Seats. I REALLY hate cold seats.
Warm seats would also be uncomfortable.
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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Florida, because of all those reports of snakes swimming in plumbing drains...
I don't want a snake biting my um... snake.
 

Dr.Poisonfreak

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
Florida, because of all those reports of snakes swimming in plumbing drains...
I don't want a snake biting my um... snake.
ok this had me in stitches i've been up all night feeling sick so thank you for making me feel SO much better

OT: warm is creepy, but then cold isn't really much better but it's the lesser of 2 evils, so cold wins
 

whiskey_hicks

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Wooden toilet seats, I one time had to pull an ass splinter out of a guest because of a wooden toilet seat. Never trusted wooden toilet seats ever since?

Oh... well uh to keep on topic, warm toilet seats are worse. The sudden realization that you have no idea where that ass has been before yours... to scary to think of. Stay ignorant, go with cold seats.
 

Julianking93

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Cold in my own house and warm anywhere else because I have no idea why its warm.

It needs to be cold!!
 

Pm0n3y

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I prefer warm over cold, because nothing startles me more more than a cold seat in the middle of the night. in pitch black darkness (cuz i usually don't turn on the light if i get up in the middle of the night.).