Poll: Who deserved to win World War 2 based only on moustache quality.

[martin's a madman]

Ignoring these men's moral, political, and social views on the world, who deserved to win? Only on the basis of superior facial hair. Most of the western allies were clean shaven they have the same quality. This is a moustache vote, not a politcal vote.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Stalin was actually a moustache with a man attached to it.

 

[martin's a madman]

HAHAHA Very awesome Goatzilla.

 

[curlycrouton]

If we're basing this solely on facial hair, then I think Karl Marx should have risen from the grave to lead Russia to victory. His beard was phenomenal.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

Ha, what a great idea!

I have to give it to Stalin, that moustache could've ruled an empire. In fact, it was probably the source of Stalin's power...Oh we went about this all wrong! Razors and soap could've ended that awful war much sooner.

:-(

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Stalin was actually a moustache with a man attached to it.

Hands down, Stalin and no one else. I swear I wish I could grow that tache.

Perhaps he was the mastermind? Poor Stalin was a mere pawn in the grand scheme of things.

 

[DigitalSushi]

On the vote, the Emperor of Japan, that was some epic art of facial hair.

Purely on account of the greatest facial hair to grace Earth, the person who should have won the second world war, and indeed would have won it if he was alive during that time... is Freddie Mercury.

He's part Mario and part Elite Beat Agents, but he is all win.

 

[sallene]

You forgot to add Roosevelt for the allies.

But I will have to go with Hitler on this one. Anyone with balls big enough to rock a stash like his deserves mad props.

 

[martin's a madman]

Provide pics of each.

Ahh google images.

 

[HentMas]

well, who doesn´t want to hace a halve inch stash in his upper lip?? GO HITLER!! XD

 

[Scobie]

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[dontworryaboutit]

Irrelevant. Winston Churchill is involved.

He couldn't grow facial hair. It was too afraid of him.

 

[drummond13]

Martin, seriously, please use the search function. There have been five "WWII Based on Moustache Quality" threads this week alone.

 

[GeoPB]

Clean shaven = smooth and calm.
ahhh yeahhh!

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Quite possibly the best topic I've seen here so far. Stalin all the way.

 

[ace_of_something]

Stalin all the way. Such a glorious lip pelt.
I bet he could reach into it and pull out useful items like guns, papers to send people to Siberia, and playing cards. Kind of like Hammerspace in your face.

Although Japan is a close second. As I'm certain his thin mustache could be removed and thrown like a ninja star.

 

[Nickolai77]

If we're basing this solely on facial hair, then I think Karl Marx should have risen from the grave to lead Russia to victory. His beard was phenomenal.

The only thing that could save Britain from Marx is Darwin-
http://www.philadelphia-reflections.com/images/darwin.jpg