Poll: Who is your Overwatch Waifu!

FillerDmon

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Dang. Not enough slots to include potential "other" options, just for those who would prefer to claim one of the men (or Bastion) instead. Nor a "none" or "all" of the above, option. Ah well. Write in if you care that bad.

So yeah, Overwatch beta! I tried it on a whim (I think it was because of the Escapist that I tried it at all, actually) and I've enough faith on it that I'm buying it for myself and a friend of mine! I talked to her about Tracer and #buttgate for a bit (because it was overall amusing to me) and then I get on to see Mei having her assets flaunted on Reddit (and that she's apparently stacked up-top underneath her Eskimo clothes, so says her concept art).

Then you got Symmetra (that -ASS-), Mercy (looks to be the biggest up top -and- most likely to literally save your ass), Widowmaker (the classic fem-fatal), D.Va (eat your heart out, gamers), Zayra (different, but I can definitely see the appeal), and Pharah (bit of a Samus / Captain America vibe going on here). There's a -LOT- of Waifu potential.

So, bored thread is bored! What say you, those of you who tried Overwatch or are otherwise interested?

For my input, it's the reverse Florence Nightingale Effect, man... that and her just being overall easy on the eyes and being notably stacked, too.

Pretty Late now, I suppose, but for those of you who sadly missed the chance to proudly vote for your favorite guy, that opportunity has now come! I had to split it into two because there's too much gorgeous man-meat to go around, but I suppose that just means you get potentially two votes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.938526-Poll-Overwatch-Husbando-Wars-Group-A
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.938527-Poll-Overwatch-Husbando-Wars-Group-B
 

Erttheking

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Reaper.

I love me a man in black. And a deep gravely voice? Hells, yes.
 

Lufia Erim

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Mei. The chubby nerdy chick gets me every time. I'm into the bigger girls. So shes right up my alley. I wouldn't mind the secy tracer pose on her ( although it would be out of character).
 

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Pharah

shes filling my "bamf buff lady in exo-armor" fetish that Samus used to fill until she was ruined by other m and zero suit samus
 

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Who has somehow turned I die hard boob lover into an ass man, somewhat... only for her.
 

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I've got something of a soft spot for D. Va. Tracer's just kind of obnoxious to me, and the other characters don't make as much of an impression on me personally. I hate Mei too much in-game to ever consider even liking her as a character.
 

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Oh God, it's come to this! XD

...okay, I'll play. In terms of characterization, Tracer is my favorite female character in the game, and probably in the game, period. But in terms of attractiveness...hmm...I can't actually say. To the game's credit, none of the characters feel overly sexualized. But in the spirit of things, I guess Symmetra.
 

FillerDmon

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......Did we really need this thread?

The amount of creepy ogling about the female characters in Overwatch is annoying me more and more.
 

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erttheking said:
Reaper.

I love me a man in black. And a deep gravely voice? Hells, yes.
Reaper is cool if you're into the overrated. Now Hanzo. There's someone who's smile you can get lost in. Bonus points for actually being able to see said smile.

WinterWyvern said:
......Did we really need this thread?

The amount of creepy ogling about the female characters in Overwatch is annoying me more and more.
See? Wyvern agrees. Shit's redundant. End the thread, nothing will top Samurai Archer Husbando.
 

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D.Va because everything about her.

But mainly because she's fun to play. (how much ogling this is!)
 

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Tracer has the Bayonetta problem that Yahtzee described where her proportions are just too weird to do anything for me. Her legs are so strange looking, when ever I see them I'm just reminded of two spindly carrots propping her up.
http://pre04.deviantart.net/3e68/th/pre/i/2015/230/f/f/overwatch___tracer_render_by_neonkiler99-d969820.png
http://causewaycommunications.com/images/carrots.png
 

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D.Va, because I like the athletic girls, and she also actually looks like a normally-proportioned human being, like something that a person could actually feasibly look like rather than an hourglass-shaped freak of nature with...
FirstNameLastName said:
Tracer has the Bayonetta problem that Yahtzee described where her proportions are just too weird to do anything for me. Her legs are so strange looking, when ever I see them I'm just reminded of two spindly carrots propping her up.
http://pre04.deviantart.net/3e68/th/pre/i/2015/230/f/f/overwatch___tracer_render_by_neonkiler99-d969820.png
http://causewaycommunications.com/images/carrots.png
...carrots for legs, which I will now never be able to unsee.
 

RedRockRun

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The art style isn't supposed to be realistic a la TF2.

That being said - Tracer all the way. I love her personality.
 

FillerDmon

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Eh... They all look far too slick and smooth for my liking. I'd prefer someone geekier and messier, maybe in a bloodstained labcoat and causing explosions all over the place almost by accident.
But there's no one like that, so... probably Zarya.
 

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Zarya, I think she's just awesome! Confidence is a big thing for me, and she looks like she would be fun to have a drink with :D I'd just want to be friends though, I have a partner, and no "waifu" can compete.

 

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.......I find myself unable to answer this question since there's something appealing either visually or emotionally with all the female characters in this game.
 

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Hanzo. Definitely Hanzo. That damn "Superiour" Highlight intro. Unf. As for Waifus..eh. They all have something about them. Jim said it right when he called the whole cast very kissable.