Poll: Would you be a cyborg?

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Fuckin' A, turn me into a Dreadnought.

 

[nerdsamwich]

Can't improve on perfection, Ladies and Gents.
Au Naturale por moi.

Perfection? Have you looked at your blueprints lately? No architect in the world would sign off on that support structure.
I'd replace pretty much my entire skeleton, starting with the spine. I'll take 150 years of no back pain. Definitely a calculator and a modem, but not wireless. I'd like to have a physical connection I can sever if I want to. And some repair and augmentation nanites. Have them police up those prions and free radicals and precancerous cells, oh my! Viva La Robolution!

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Wow, a lot of people said pure cyborg!

I'm surprised at the lack of paranoid skeptics, I wouldn't let any company that mass-produces brain implants touch me. They're clearly an evil group vying for world domination, isn't it obvious?

 

[reincarN8ed]

yea i'd like the robotic limbs AND the super-computer brain, but id like to keep my personality if thats ok.

also, BIG-ASS guns and shit!!

 

[tangylaser]

arms and legs
i can run fast increased reaction time i can lift like 1000th pounds and i still have a normal persons mind.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

As long as it doesn't stop me from having and enjoying sex... BRING ON THE CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS!

I'm sure they'll make enhancements for that. I can't wait for the world to be cyber punk.

If you need cybernetic enhancements for sex... you're just doing it wrong.

Pfft. Even if you're doing it right, who says you can't do it better?

 

[Player 2]

I would replace my finger with a swiss army knife if it was cut off, but I wouldn't mess about implanting wires and stuff because thats bound to end badly.

So you'd be like Altair from Assassin's Creed?

Dunno maybe, I was kind of thinking of more putting stuff like cutlery and bottle openers in the finger rather than a massive knife. Although a knife finger would be cool.

Ah, so you'd be Inspector Gadget. I see...

But think of the benefits; you'd never have to get up to open a bottle of beer again. So what would you do?

 

[traceur_]

I would, but only if chicks digged it

Chicks dig robot wangs, or you could replace it with a minigun, now that would be interesting.

 

[Matronadena]

I consider my father-in-law to be a cyborg.... artificial hip, artificial knees, prototype synthetic heart " that has a usb port too !!!!!!!" and several plates in his arms, and back.

Im just waiting till he goes in to get a thermal imaging scanner for his eyes, and replaces his fingers with small rocket cannons.

 

[BadGadgit]

"The human mind given machine precision, steamroller strength and the firepower of an army company. That's how I see myself."

to quote the combat cyborg from the old rpg rifts.

 

[Skalman]

Did someone say "Ghost in the Shell"?

Sign me up!!!

 

[Ben Jamin]

I would love the implants. Could absolutely dominate my SATs and could watch
movies and other stuff during class. Would also like eyes sight and memory
enhanced. A version of Trend Micro would be nice to keep the viruses out.

 

[PredatorKing]

I would just get neural implants, preferably ones that don't fuck me over and leave me a crippled vegetable the instant they get EMP'd.

 

[LysanderBlack]

First thing is first. This is something I've thought about way too much over my lifetime.

My desired augmentations;
1) Direct connection between my brain and the internet. (Well, maybe a firewall would be nice too)
2) Other brain related augmentations (Particularly regarding improved memory, for I am weak in that)
3) Extra pair of arms. Yes, I want to have a second pair of arms. I've wanted this for quite some time. EDIT: I also want fully functional hands/digits on the ends of these arms.
4) Enhanced senses. (Improved sight, smell, tactile feeling
5) Armour and possible augmentation of pain receptors. Yes, I am tired of being as physically vulnerable as I am. I would much rather be alerted to pain by a different sensation, one that does not impair concentration, yet allows me to know that it's time to move my finger away from that open flame (just an example). Also, any augmentation that would protect me from falling. Seriously. Think about it. How many times have you been hurt simply because of gravity?

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

As long as it doesn't stop me from having and enjoying sex... BRING ON THE CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS!

I'm sure they'll make enhancements for that. I can't wait for the world to be cyber punk.

If you need cybernetic enhancements for sex... you're just doing it wrong.

Impossible. I can't be doing it wrong.

Spoiler

That would imply that I'm doing it at all