Poll: Would you buy porn?

skitzo van

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Julianking93 said:
skitzo van said:
Yeah especially when said characters have tentacles and shotguns stuffed in their genitalia.


Seriously, what the fuck? Shotguns?

And tentacles don't do anything for me since it's typically rape. I don't get how rape is sexy.
Yeah... that was an... interesting night...
 

JBojangles

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A great man once said "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" A cookie to whoever gets that.
OT: Yeah I'd have the courage to buy porn. Why not? Everyone does it, people can't judge me for jacking it, when they do it too.
 

AgDr_ODST

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I said no but its not a matter of courage, its more about the fact that I can find it for free on the net and not need to buy it
 

kommando367

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No. I don't care what I'm trying to find. I will search for a free version till the cows come home before I pay for porn.
 

Hutchy_Bear

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Yes I have bought porn in shops before. However this was before broadband and there really is no point anymore with the internet providing a lot of free stuff.
 

Necrofudge

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Why would you buy porn? It's free on the interwebz. Thats seems as stupid as paying for parking when there is a free parking square across board from the jail.
 

Ziadaine_v1legacy

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Sovvolf said:
No, the internet is for porn.
MAESTRO!

I've done it before, the shopkeeper (who was a rather good looking female) goes you know you can just download i rather then be embarrased about buying it. I said "I buy this "Gentlemen's Magazine" because I AM A MAN!" at which point she giggled and tossed in a DVD and said "Chapter 4 is my favorite part".

I'd do it again too If I want. It's also funny to leave like a page of it in a public toilet and listen to teens go "holy shit guys, I can see her tits!"
 

ResiEvalJohn

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Yep, I've done it before and I'll do it again :)
It's really not hard at all, well, it makes ME hard though, lol.
 

Redalert9r9r

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The question of the topic is "Would you" - No, but the question you ask in your post is "Would you have the courage to" - Sure if I wanted some.

They're two different questions. I've got nothing against porn, and if I ever wanted to indulge, I wouldn't buy, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to.
 

CRoone

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No. I can find some decent stuff for free, and I don't want to run any risk of my family ever finding out that I ever bought porn of any kind. I've already gone through the trouble of concealing the stashes, I don't want to get brought low by something as obvious as my Check Register!
...Of course, perhaps I'm a little paranoid.
 

Jackalb

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Would you have the courage to buy porn?
Yeah fuck yes, piece of piss.

Would I ever need to BUY porn when it's FREEEEE?
No

Thus your question irrelevant.
 

Deef

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Probably not now, but maybe it's like buying condoms, it gets easier and less awkward the more you do it.

Unless of course you buy it from the same place every time, in which case the employees would label you as "the lonely porn guy".
 

Kif

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Courage wise, only on the Internet... necessity wise, there's like... loads of it for free.

A more interesting question would be would you have the courage to buy sexual peripherals (excluding contraceptive). Personally, I would not... however, I know a few girls who have so it seems women have more courage with sexual matters than men.

That question could be a bit too mature for this site though.
 

Venatio

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Sad to say but the free trailers are more than enough, what more could you want?

Though I don't think you need courage, save if you're afraid of contracting a computer virus or losing your credit card info to some thief.
 

Queen Michael

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Sure, as long as it's from Suicidegirls. It's a pity they don't have more clothes on, though, they'd be more beautiful that way.
 

Jonluw

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I think I might have the courage, but it is not something I would want to spend my money on, so I voted 'no'.