Poll: Would You Have Sex With A Vampire?

[Vrex360]

"If Vampires are indeed undead, does the blood in their veins still flow as it would normally? Because if they were truly dead, no heartbeat, no arteries and no nerves... how in the world would a Vampire male 'get it up'?"

Rigor mortis?

Or, the same way he moves his body. Whatever force allows him limb movement could probably extend to his wang...

Indeed, that may be possible.

Now let us never think about this again....

 

[Death God]

It would be weird feeling but who else could say they did a vampire chick. It would be interesting anyway.

 

[Erana]

Depends. Are they my True Looooove?*

Really, though, it depends on the type of vampire. I mean, if they really aren't damned, dead hellspawn, and I had a strong relationship with 'em, (like marriage) I suppose I might.

[small]*said with glittering eyes and a goofy expression[/small]

 

[smithy_2045]

If they meet the criteria I have for sexual partners, sure.

 

[Fraught]

If they promise not to eat me, then sure!
Otherwise, the only wood they'll be getting is a stake.

Heheheh, wood.

But yeah, if I was somehow sure that they wouldn't bite me, sure.

 

[SimuLord]

I said "no, necro is bad", but in truth it's more like "no, I have enough vitriol directed at goth-girl fake vamps, why would I want a real one? That'd be, like, infinity plus one times worse."

Fun fact: In Sims 2, all my created sims had "vampirism" as a turnoff.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Sure, why not.

 

[Damage175]

Hell ya! I am a virgin but I would imagine the biting to be hot as hell...

Except for sparklepires. I will spill their brains all over the ground...

with a shotgun...

 

[Michael Henry]

Never again.

 

[sycoesis]

one i would like to say that twilight runed both vampires and werewolves for me (curse her for making me see them)

B err 2) honestly dont know bt if it ever comes up ill let you know

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

No, they don't have a heart.
Werewolves on the other hand...

 

[Ashcrexl]

all vampire chicks are hilariously sexy. it's like a prerequisite for fangs or something. so, sure.

 

[icyneesan]

I was gonna vote for 'Maybe, depends on the situation' like how much i like the person or ya'know, 'love'. But then I saw "HELLZ YEAH KINKY VAMPIRE SEX!" and I couldn't resist voting for it

 

[EmzOLV]

I probably would but only if I didn't know to begin with. I know how much baggage comes with girls and guys normally, imagine the baggage and after-sex whining you'd get from someone who is going to live forever?

Can't be doing with drama.

[sub]jokes of course[/sub]

 

[Zuljeet]

No, silly! We *kill* vampires. They want to eat/enslave us. Don't let the sparkle fairy propaganda fool you.

 

[Ham_authority95]

If she was attractive, and she didn't want to suck my blood, than why the hell not?

It would make it all the more kinky...

 

[Saraphim]

Does it sparkle? Please don't let it sparkle...

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Yes. Yes, I definetely would.