Poll: Would you rather sleep with Chell or Samus?

[Royta]

Samus. Because she fucks you instead of the otherway around.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

You know, I'd think both of them would make a good match for Gordon Freeman.

They could also make a good couple themselves. Or a triple. I'm gonna write some fan fiction now.

You know where to find me!

 

[ScotRotum]

too easy, Samus destroys worlds and I consider that a turn off while Chell has a portal gun and that could be quite a turn on.

 

[Android2137]

This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Obviously I'd take the bounty hunter.

Did she?

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

It's implied that she's the daughter of an employee brought on "Bring your Daughter to Work Day". Mind you though, by extention that means she was likely never educated beyond that age, but my point is that she didn't volunteer for this.

 

[Saelune]

Samus, since if Im sleeping with her, its not for sex, and Id rather nap in bed with someone who can protect me from aliens. And I dont want to be thrown into an incinerator...

 

[Vault101]

while the whole "sleeping with" doesnt apply to me I prefer chell as a chrachter...theres less of a big deal made about her, she just does her thing and gets out of thease crazy situations she ends up in

plus shes REALLY smart (think about it solving all those puzzles except with thr added distraction of flying around, unjury and death)

 

[kickassfrog]

I'll go with the Samus that I knew and loved before Team Ninja fucked her up so badly in Other M[footnote]which like most of u I don't count as canon as far as her story goes[/footnote]. Main reasons being that A) Samus looks damn good in that Zero suit, so she's bound to look even better naked B) shes bound to be flexible and capable of some crazy, and incredibly kinky stuff C) the mutes are far more likely to be screamers in the sack. Rational behind rejecting Chell: A) ability to solve portal puzzles and out wit Glados doesn't mean she's intelligent in other areas B) I can't help but be stuck on her Portal 1 look and she didn't look the least bit attractive in that game C) we(or atleast I) know little to nothing about her background

Also chell is an android

 

[Sammaul]

I'm a sucker for brunettes, so I would probably crash and burn hitting on her, then see if Samus is easier....

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

Chell.

The gun you see Larry, the gun.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

This doesn't seem like a degrading thread to post in at all!

But uh, why is Chell intelligent? She signed her life away to some science lab that does all kinds of crazy and dangerous experiments, probably because she was a homeless person.

Obviously I'd take the bounty hunter.

Did she?

Spoiler: Portal 2 spoilers

It's implied that she's the daughter of an employee brought on "Bring your Daughter to Work Day". Mind you though, by extention that means she was likely never educated beyond that age, but my point is that she didn't volunteer for this.

Spoiler

She could have been a teenager of 15 or so, and be in the game as in her 20's, providing the fact that the relaxation chambers did not Accelerate her age.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

as long as they don't snore i don't care who is sleeping next to me

 

[General_Potatoes]

Samus. She's Hawt XD But seriously, Samus because she kick's all kind's of ass.

 

[Pacerman]

Definitely Chell. She would encourage using both portals

 

[yookiwooki]

Chell just seems a little too... mentally damaged for me to go for. If you get a close up of her face in the game you can see how her eyes are constantly snapped wide open with an expression on her face that says "I haven't had a natural night of sleep for a few years"

so Samus

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Chell. Imagine what she can do with that portal gun *hint* (smirk)

 

[icame]

That is disgusting, how could I ever possibly find an attraction to a video game character!

(Samus of course.)

 

[MercurySteam]

Chell cute, intelligent and fit. not the big talker... and... that's about it

Well then at least she's free to use her mouth for....... other purposes.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, according to GLaDOS, Chell is... chubby. So I think she'd work better as a plush doll. Plus, she's never made a sound, so she probably wouldn't wake me up by snoring or something. That's what you meant by "sleep with", right?

 

[nomad240]

Honestly my vote is for Chell.... do I need a reason? no.... do I want to give one..... not really..... * goes to rule 34*