Poll: Would you turn into a vampire?

Queen Michael

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I want you to imagine that this night, a vampire comes to you and offers to turn you. What would you do in a situation like that?
To make it simple, here's the rules:
Edit: I've noticed I was a bit too vague about the rules, so I added a bit. Feel free to edit your reply or post a new one if this makes you change your mind.

Sunlight hurts like heck. Doesn't make you sparkle, just makes you dead, as in instantly sets you on fire like you're covered with gasoline and I dropped a match on you. You can cover yourself with clothes, but it has to be sunproof and clothes that sunproof don't exist as far as I know. (Edit; I'm told they do exist.)
A stake in the heart'll kill you.
Can't die of old age.
Cross all the running water you like.
Yes, you turn into a bat, but only for an hour a day (or night, whatever).
Yes, you are allergic to garlic.
You need to sleep as usual.
You're super-strong.
You have to eat every third day to survive, but waiting that long'll make you really hungry. Sucking blood once a night makes you quite full. Two people are a lot, and three a vomit-inducing feast. You don't have to kill people by crainging them completely, though, (unless you want to).
It has to be human blood that's sucked from a human being or through a straw in a bag of blood. It has to be as fresh as the blood they put in people that have been in accidents. You know, you can't let it coagulate. But you can put it in the freezer and take it out again later. Just keep it reasonably fresh.
No hypno-powers apart from stopping people from running away when you try to zuck their bludd.
No staurophobia. (Fear of crosses or the crucifix.)
Doesn't change your looks apart from the fangs.
Please, ignore all religious implications of turning vamp. In other words, assume that god isn't real. (No offense to religious people.



And here's the thing: You have to be honest. No saying "Sure, cuz vampires are cool!" or "No, vampires SUCK!" You have to seriously tell me what you would do in a situation like that.
 

Radeonx

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I'd deny it, because I'm already immortal, so there's no point in getting fangs and being allergic to sunlight.
 

Lambi

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Yeah, I'd take the vampire up on their offer. I'm already a vampire sort of.
 

Dags90

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Nah. I'm not happy with the way I look now, why would I want to look that way forever?
 

MakeLoveNotWar

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No, I wouldn't become a vampire because I like the idea of getting old, to be honest. Plus, I'm just too young to make a life changing choice like that. Plus, I love the sun, it's so warm and calming D:

Personally, I'd prefer to become a werewolf. At least then it's not all the time for the rest of your life.
 

GundamSentinel

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I try to avoid direct sunlight already, so that's no problem. Really, count (harhar) me in.
 

Woodsey

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To be honest, I think I'd quite like to sparkle.

It gets you hordes of pussy.
 

Levitas1234

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If you assume god isn't real than the cross rule is void...

I would take vampirism for immortality
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Cannae die of old age? In that case I choose no, as immortality sounds quite dull.

Plus I would constantly poke myself with my fangs (Nail biting habit) and Sunlight is annoying as it is (Add dying from it and I have one 'Ell of an annoying Summer).

Also, wouldn't a stake in the heart be lethal anyways? I understand that most things othjer than a stake wouldn't be lethal, but not putting such in the rules makes the "Stake-to-the-heart" rule kind of unnecessary.

Oh, and try using the list coding for extra fancy.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Queen Michael said:
You have to seriously tell me what you would do in a sitch like that.
I shall not answer until you fix that. I'm sorry, but that was the only word that, at all, stood out.

Calumon: I'll answer though, and I don't wanna be a Vampire. I'm already a monster, and I have most of those things anyway. Jack says I don't age, and I can go out whenever I want anyway at any time. Plus fangs are scary!
 

V8 Ninja

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No. Not sure why, just no. Seems like more disadvantages than the other way around.
 

Eremiel

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Vampirism is a curse and would be a pretty shitty existance. I'd miss the sun's warmth and the feel of a soft breeze. I'd miss the daylight.

But it'd still give immortality, which means it's an offer I'd take in a heartbeat.
 

moose49408

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Honestly, it's a shot at immortality, why wouldn't someone take it? I mean, so yeah, a stake through the heart could easily kill me...like that's not true NOW??

Edit: Oh, and the no sunlight probably wouldn't be that big of a deal. It might be problematic if you live in a really rural area, but as long as you're in something of an urban setting, I think you'd probably be fine.
 

Gabanuka

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Fuck yeah, it would be so much fun. The only bad side would be that my family would think I'm dead.
 

MakeLoveNotWar

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THEAFRONINJA said:
If it were my ideal version of a perfect vampire (Hellsing's Alucard, pretty much) then HELL YEAH!

There are so many other 'versions' of vampires, but I don't know much about them.
Now that you've reminded me of Hellsing, vampires are looking a lot nicer.. :|
 

Subzerowings

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Hmmmm....
Being a god AND a vampire?
Maybe then I'd become the vampire god?
Screw it, I'll wait until a werewolf comes along.
As long as it's not an underwear model of course.