Poll: Wow, did I really do that?

[GrinningManiac]

The time when I was rioting in Dublin and threw a tear gas grenade back at the cops before it went off, and threw a few molotovs too.

I felt pretty badass.

what were you rioting about? (I'm intrested, politics is kinda my thing)

OT: Once I was walking along with my friend and we got to the door

I grabbed the handle...and drew a blank in my head

I stared at the door for thirty seconds whilst a backlog of fellow commuting students built up behind us

I had COMPLETLEY forgotten how a door works and how I was supposed to open it.

Facepalm and a half

(Oh, and I still can't remember how to open this DAMN DOOR. I'm stuck in a corridor in my school with my laptop. HELP!)

 

[garo]

I got away from these guards that were chasing my friends and I (its impressive because I was INSANELY drunk at the time)

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I killed a man.
No, just kidding.
I kicked a basket across the gym in kickball.
I was sledding from a shore bank onto the ice of a lake with my entire family, stepped on a weak patch on the way back to the hill, and calmly stepped off the quickly sinking patch of ice. I beat my dog back to shore.
I jumped over a 6 foot 5 man on a sled after falling off mine.
I punched someone in the face so hard, their glasses broke (the tough plastic lenses that NEVER shatter)

 

[Zeroththeking]

I remember this firmly. I was fighting with one of my friends, fighting with swords, and he had me on the ground, and was ready to shove the sword a little downward to show that I was out, and dead, but I shifted my body to the right somehow, it missed, and I got him in the neck xD

They were real swords, but you dont thrust so hard, so you dont kill the other person. It was awesome, and that was the only time that I beat him at sword fighting.

Edit: He had his legs planted on mine, and my hands were holding the sword, so all I could move was my waist.

 

[rokkolpo]

I carefully plan every move I make.

if this was a movie you would trip over your feet then fall of the stairs.

 

[Snork Maiden]

I carefully plan every move I make.

if this was a movie you would trip over your feet then fall of the stairs.

Of course. I am Inspector Clouseau.

 

[Pegghead]

At my primary school for some odd reason they had a day where you were encouraged to come to school dressed in sports-related clothes. So I pulled out the old taekwondo gear I hadn't worn in years and went to school wearing it. At lunch time this kid who I think was the year below mine asks me if I did taekwondo, I said yes so he asked me to prove it. Now back when I actually did this taekwondo my nickname was Dead Hamster so I wasn't some kind of martial arts prodigy as you can tell. So to go along with the kid I jokingly grabbed his arm and tried to flip him over. And in some kind of summoning of unknown awesomeness I ended up flipping this kid completely up, around and onto the ground.

 

[Godavari]

Sometimes animal instincts gets in the way of rational throught, regretably.

 

[Lullabye]

Almost choke my little bro to death over breaking my psp's memory card. I hesitated for just second when that thought ran through my head...then I remembered that he broke my psp's memory card. He's lucky he survived.