Poll: WTF NZ? GTFO you cant be serious!

Merkavar

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I dont know when this actually happened but I'm guessing it was recent since it was the main story on Good News Week.

Anyway, here is the gist. There is a food festival in New Zealand where from my understanding they try to out do each other each year, like scorpian milk shakes and stuff.

But during the last one they actually served
horse semen.
different flavours were avaliable.

Ok i can understand scorpians and jelly fish being eaten. They are animals etc. I can even live with the occasional sheep you guys enjoy. But why go flavoured... you know.

Can anyone enlighten me to how you go from scorpian milkshakes to that extreme. Or am i just an imbred uncultured swine who wouldnt know fine food if slapped me in the face.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/303837
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&source=hp&biw=824&bih=814&q=new+zealand+food+horse&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&fp=65be805b675c06cc
 

Jezzascmezza

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Just... uggh.
Although, I gotta say I was thankful a picture didn't appear when I clicked on that spoiler box...
 

Azulito

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I know this is bad, but I'm wondering what flavors they have for... that O-o;

Chocolate 'Milkshake'?
 

TheEvilCheese

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Really, this seems odd to you?
Did you ever consider that eggs are basically 'Chicken Periods' (as my friend not so subtly put it )

I personally don't find this particularly disgusting. considering the sort of things we do eat (caviar anyone?)
 

Fetzenfisch

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Well somehow logic tells me that it shouldnt be more disgusting than eating eggs.And there are manly cowboy dudes in texas eating bull testicles. So every country has its strange ideas.
 

Airhead

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I won't judge, especially considering I have no idea how it might taste.

Look at it this way - milk is a bodily fluid that comes from the tit of a farm animal, honey is basically bee vomit, the contents of an egg are fluids meant to protect and nourish an embryo. All of these things are delicious. I think semen is only shocking because of the sexual connotations. Who knows, might be tasty.
 

J-dog42

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It's a wild foods festival they have on the West coast of the South Island every year. Rest assured that horse semen is not a traditional cultural activity over here. I guess they just like to have the weirdest things they can find. You can just imagine the poor guy who gathers it though.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh me, I give horses hand jobs."
 

Jadak

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Well, if there's anything porn has taught me...

Actually, I'm just going end that thought right there, you all know where I was going with it.
 

Owlslayer

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Well, if it's one of those " i bet i can eat or in this case drink something really disgusting and won't vomit" contests, then i guess they can go ahead. I mean, Jackass did it, and none of them died. Right?
 

GrimTuesday

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This is one of those situations where you just have to shake your head and say to each their own, cause I can tell you I have no intention of eating/drinking horse seman.
 

Jadak

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J-dog42 said:
"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh me, I give horses hand jobs."
Fortunately, there are already people who do just that, so wouldn't be anything new for them, although perhaps more frequently if demand was high...
 

Lyri

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I think I'd give it a go.

Just as long as I don't have to get it from source, I'll be fine.
 

Merkavar

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hopefully they dont combine this with that idea of human breast milk icecream. if you catch my drift
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Whatever floats your boat.

If they want to eat it then it's fine I'm not going to complain, please just keep it the hell away from me and my food.
 

Smooth Operator

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Well some people like semen... so why the hell not.

Question is would you still kiss a girl/guy who had horse semen in her/his mouth?