I have a pepper extract covered dildos and girl-on-girl make up session plan to deal with the in-fighting problem. Sex works as an a awesome physical and psychological punishment if you are imaginative enough. And you know once you've done it once there is fear and women gossip best.saintpinhead said:It works up until the start fighting with each other, they would be worse of than the orcs. When they "synchronize" it would be much worse. Also have you ever tried to boss around a group of pissed of teens/women before. I do not think that will be ending pretty. Last, just because you have an army of them doesn't make them ruthless killers. The koopas have a better chance, at least they are trained. Poorly but still trained.
Oh my god, yes! You sir, have picked the right answer, which through cunning and guile, evidently wasn't on the poll. Jaffa Kree indeed.Alcamonic said:I would personally go with a massive Jaffa army, but I will require a pyramidship (guns not necessary, just for cool-factor and "I AM YOUR GOD"-factor).
Basically I would walk around with my anti-bullet shield and yell "JAFFA! KREE!" and point in various different directions, possibly for them to do my dishes,cleaning and kill soldiers all with the same phrase. Marvelous!
They do however seriously lack jokes.
...so I don't get the ships, then? Because I was totally including the Death Star in that. Can't set foot on a planet? Fine, blow it up.saintpinhead said:Develop a airborne virus to only target their genes, that way if they step foot on out planet and breath our air they are dead. Next we will contaminate all of our water supply with this as well.loc978 said:Definitely stormtroopers... but only because they have the best equipment by far. Then I'd revamp their training regimen. I'm sure they've got the old pre-imperial training documents laying around somewhere. I'd take a bit of that and a bit of what I know to make them less a fear-dependent police force, more a military again.
Do I get the space-naval vessels that they're stationed on too?