HG131 said:
Bill O'Riley and Glenn Beck are to be killed.
Wow - ending human lives because you disagree with their opinions. Isn't that what North Korea and Iran do?
Firefly is to be uncanceled.
fair enough
All employees of Fox News are to be burned to death.
Why? Because you disagree with their standpoint? A lot of employees at Fox aren't malicious, they're just working 9-5 to make a living. You clearly just mean the people who make executive decisions, which is the tip of a large iceberg with many innocent and hard-working employees. You sound rather Iran-ish
Congressmen are to be killed and replaced with people who have a shred of compassion and aren't corrupt.
People go into politics because they want to make lives better. Noone goes "Bwahaha, I want some fast and easy cash - I'll spend millions of my own money campaigning to perhapes win a democratic vote so I can then work at a difficult job where my only job security is my popularity with the people and it dosen't pay as much as the job I was doing at a big law/oil firm beforehand. Yeah, gonna do all that just so I can get involved in a risky and possibly life-ruining corruption scandal.
The same goes for all government officials.
the same again. Why do you think government offcials are deliberately malicious? Why would they go through so much difficulty and stress so they can get in a job with the sole motivation of screwing you over? No, you're just short-sighted.
Jack Chick is to be crucified.
Who? Again with the murdering, you Kim-Jong Il doppelganger.
The ownership of all works of Joss Whedon are to be given to him if he doesn't currently own them.
There's probably a reason he dosen't have some of them, and those reasons probably involved willing decisions on his part
Gay Marriage is to be made legal everywhere.
first sensible thing you've said all day
North Korea and Iran are to be reduced to a radioactive wasteland.
Why? Because they're dangerous radical countries that have the potential to nuke countries with ideologies and governments they don't agree with? Tell me - does the H in HG131 stand for "Hypocrisy"?
China and all other countries are ordered to forget about ever getting their money back from the US and the US's debt is to be abolished.
US is in debt for a reason - removing said debt would screw over other economies which would have a backlash on America and thus make the removal of the debt void as they're now in another Depression. Thanks
George W. Bush, George HW Bush and Jeb Bush are all to be strapped to the nukes that hit Iran and NK.
Again with the pro-North Korean ideology, you need help
The FCC is to be abolished.
Why? Sure, they might be over-zealous, but don't abolish the damn thing. Cut back on it, but don't abolish. They're there for a reason
The mountains of Afghanistan are to be carpet bombed until they are nothing but rubble and then we are to leave the Middle East.
You are incredibly childish and violent and should never be put in a decision-making role. People live there, you know.
Microsoft is to give the rights to Halo to Bungie and Take Two is to do the same with the rights to Oni.
Bungie dosen't want to do anything else with Halo, stop crying.
Valve is to tell us where Episode 3 is at and why it's taking so long.
Why should they?
The guys at Rooster Teeth are to be given a Nobel Prize.
Nobel Prize for what? Peace? Nope. Chemistry? Nope. I agree the guys are fantastic, but look up the correct awards for the things you wanna give out.
Mercenaries 3 is to be made by the developers of Just Cause 2.
Why don't you just play Just Cause 2 or let them make Just Cause 3?
Activison is to be shut down.
Again with the short-sightedness. They're a huge employer and you clearly only want to punish the managers and CEO and whatnot.
Linkara is now in charge of what happens at comic book companies as he isn't a retard.
He might know how comics should work, but he probably dosen't know how to run a mega-coporation.
There's more, I just can't think of it right now.
You see, normally I'd just say "that's a little poorly-thought out, try harder next time", but after seeing your apparant know-it-all morality on that damned Civil War Assassains Creed thread, I just had to nitpick at the flaws in your argument. You should never be allowed to make decisions, they don't suit you.
