Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

Dascylus

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Oh so many to choose from... I'm assuming that whoever I choose it would count as consensual so noone is committing any morally wrong act.

Bill O'Reilly comes to mind for the moment but I can think of several others.
And he would get it in the most vile and disgusting manner... right in the ass or any other place that looked squishy.
Hell I would dock that bastard...

Then when he says "It was horrible, I felt violated and disgusted" I would smile to myself and raise a banner saying "Mission Accomplished"

I'm not gay in any manner and and I would prefer Alison Brie or Emma Watson but there is no shortage of good looking young ladies that I can meet to make up for my deeds but I am feeling a little generous...
In fact I might even farm out my target choice to the internet and make my decision based on their suggestions.
 

Epic Bear Man

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If I could go with a celebrity, I'd go with Meghan Markle. She plays Rachel Zane on Suits currently, and she's absolutely gorgeous. As far as accepting the talks of my performance (good or not), I'd accept it. At worst I'd be the talk for a little while, but who honestly is going to remember and care? And Meghan Markle seems like the type of girl with enough respect to not blare that out to the world.

But at the same time, she's not a big name star, so even if she did, my damage would be minimal and only last for a short while. =P

Here's a picture of Meghan Markle:

 

Darks63

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DazZ. said:
Yes.

Girls tell everyone anyway and I'm not ashamed of my performance as a whole, obviously there have been inadequate times that have gone "tits up" as it were.

Picking one would be the hard part.
Yeah i have the same issue who to choose not so much worrying about the after part.
ramboondiea said:
yes, wouldn't even hesitate,
and it would either be Hayley Williams:

She really is going for the anime girl look isn't she?

Ot OP: Is this just one time or one night? because that could be a difference maker for me.
 

recurve6

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Why the hell not? Even if you were horrible in bed, the media would latch on to the news and you would get famous anyway - any publicity is good publicity.

Besides, it's not everyday you get to have relations with this:

 

Basement Cat

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Darks63 said:
Ot OP: Is this just one time or one night? because that could be a difference maker for me.
Ah, what the heck. You have a three day weekend together. In fact I'll edit that into my OP.
 

Basement Cat

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recurve6 said:
Why the hell not? Even if you were horrible in bed, the media would latch on to the news and you would get famous anyway - any publicity is good publicity.

Besides, it's not everyday you get to have relations with this:

"This" being a failed picture? I dunno...that's not exactly a rare bird on the internet. :p




Fixed that for you. :)
 

Darks63

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Copper Zen said:
Darks63 said:
Ot OP: Is this just one time or one night? because that could be a difference maker for me.
Ah, what the heck. You have a three day weekend together. In fact I'll edit that into my OP.
Cool usually the first time is a feeling out process for me but after that i do ok.
 

RedDeadFred

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Lose my virginity to Taylor Swift (hater her music but she's very attractive IMO)? Ya I'll go for that. I don't care if I'm bad at it. If someone makes fun of me for my performance I can just say: "fuck you, I had sex with Taylor Swift. Besides my performance can only get better."
 

DeeWiz

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Definately yes because it would be
A) an awesome night
and
B) Massive Advertisement

After a celebrity "melts at the knees" when talking about our performance, it would be free advertisment about it to others which is also great for money, could totally write books, go on talks shows, etc. and make enough money to live comfortabley. Not to be too proud of my abilities, but I can say this because I have never had anyone not become broken and unable to think at some point throughout the night with me, usually with a "stop stop I need a breather to collect myself cause I cant control my body anymore" type of responce from her. So yes I can assume that I would do good.

As for who, they're are so many beautiful women that I would care more about their brain, I would want them to awesome in personality, and also for bed purposes at least a little kinky, biting as a minimum. I would definately want battle scars from the encounter. The problem is finding that out about the many celebs out there. Hmm.... maybe Stana Katic or Mila Kunis
 

Vegosiux

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General Grind said:
Wow, you must be fun at parties. How very grand that you are not a slave to your libido like us other lower life forms which swarms around your golden mind.
People that don't just think about how to get into someone's pants generally are more fun at parties than people that do.
 

WolfThomas

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Well I have a girlfriend so no.

If I didn't. Probably yes

Goods:
Penis has been commented on separate occasions to noticeably larger than average but not comically porn star large. Does have a weird bend to the left though. Physically I'm not a very heavy guy but neither is my body a work of art. I've also got weird backhair.

Technique:
No difficulties with early finishing, in fact lasting too long is the common occurrence. Physically I can be pretty clumsy, so I'm not going to rule out accidentally elbowing them at any point. I do pride myself on my oral sex skills though

Content:
I've got a few kinky interests, previously I might be ashamed of them being known, but now I don't really care. Bondage (both ways) some butt stuff (again both ways)
 

krazykidd

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Melissa McCarthy . Yup you read that right . Although i am sure half you people have no idea who that is, i would totally tap that ass.
 

The Floating Nose

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If i had to choose for a celebrity it would be Emma Stone or Christina Hendricks ROOOOAAAWWWRRRR !!!!

If it had to be a pornstar i would choose Nikki Rhodes in a heartbeat. Faye Reagan gets named a lot as a hot redhead and i can't beleive that Nikki gets left in the dust.
 

DevilWithaHalo

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I have a hard time choosing between Oprah Winfrey and Margaret Thatcher.

Why you might ask?

Balls of steel man.

Balls. Of. Steel.
 

iblis666

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doesnt matter had sex

really she could lie and say it was even worse and i really wouldnt care