Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

Dense_Electric

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For the privilege of getting with Ellen Page? You bet your ass I would.

Come on, are you telling me you wouldn't go for this?

 

Tom_green_day

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The world doesn't know who I am and doesn't care!
So it would be someone like Evanna Lynch or Emma Watson or Emma Stone... (Trying to think of someone whose name doesn't being with E)
EDIT:
Dense_Electric said:
For the privilege of getting with Ellen Page?
Thanks for reminding me man! But that doesn't solve my E problem.
 

Andalusa

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I won't be the pretentious douche that says they don't idolise some celebrities. I do. I'm very active on Tumblr, I have "feels" about some celebrities. The ones I do like, I don't want to have sex with them, I don't want to ear rape them, I don't even want to kiss them.
If anything, I would like to be their friend, maybe get a hug or two in. I know this is all hypothetical, but I just wouldn't do that.
 

Patathatapon

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Rasputin.

Come on! I'm a heterosexual guy for fuck sakes and I want to bang him! I mean, he's so sexy with his beard, and he has an entire Boney M. Song talking about how great he was in bed! Who cares what he says about you afterwards, you can say "I had sex with RASPUTIN mother fucker, how bout you? Didn't think so *****!"

End Sarcasm

Here is a Wikipedia page for those who don't know him, and the song I refer to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin

http://youtu.be/kvDMlk3kSYg
 

DRTJR

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The fact that the world would know I tagged Scarlett Johansson would be a moral victory of monuments proportions. Also Scarlett Johansson naked, in meat space, with me would be a highlight of my life.
 

Scarim Coral

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No since I know for sure that my "performance" would be bad (beginner). Even then I don't like the attention especially if it's the media and I know I will become a joke aswell.
 

EHKOS

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Lily Thai. Without hesitation. Can we do it multiple times? I assume that's why it's a three day weekend. I don't care if I'm terrible and the rest of the time she just doesn't even talk to me.