First, a costume party/masquerade ball. Open invitation, doubles as a charity fundraiser. Actual purpose? Lets me anonymously interact with my people. Because nobody expects the king to be a
gorilla...or
Sir Bearington and
especially not
Baron Samedi[footnote]Come on, the nominal head of the Anglican Church dressing up as a Vodou Loa? And a particularly foul mouthed and debaucherous one? Nobody would see it coming.[/footnote].
Second, hire someone with skill in movie prosthetics. That way I can keep anonymously mingling on the streets.
Third, make a routine of volunteering - in disguise - at various services such as soup kitchens, the Red Cross, and shelters. Obviously the people in charge would have to know, but aside from that I'd want it to be low key to keep the places from becoming circuses. Minor act on my part? Sure. I'd be hopeful, however, that when my activities inevitably leaked out, it would inspire others to contribute in a similar manner and create a much larger effect to help those in need.
Fourth, have a spot of tea.
Fifth, ponder future actions.
Silentpony said:
Also I'm allowed to eat shell fish. Lets just get rid of that silly rule while we're at it.
I'm confused. Is there actually a rule about the British royalty and shellfish, or was this a "damn you allergies" point? ...If it's an actual rule, yeah, screw that rule. I want my blue crabs.
