Poll: Your Preferred Method of Suicide

[PayNSprayBandit]

So, you're about to die a horrible death (or something) and you've decided to preempt the experience by doing yourself in. Least painful, most artistic, least messy; if you've decided to go anyway, you should at least choose carefully.

Personally I'm going to have to say spaghettification.


Although I'm not sure which category that fits in.

In America, the three most chosen are: Firearms, Drowning/Hanging/Suffocation, and Poisoning; in that order.

But which would you choose?

And why?

Spoiler: Disclaimer

This OP in no way supports, endorses, or desires the suicide of it's readers. Any resemblance to persons or events, dead or fictional is purely coincidental. Please do not duplicate without the express permission of Major League Baseball. And suicide is bad. Or something like that.

 

[Overlord Moo]

Uhhhh...O.K

On topic: go Spaghettification

 

[AmateurTroll]

Uh spaghetification sounds funny an all but I want the less painfull ways. guns maybe exploding

whatevers quick

 

[Delicious]

Cheery thread. I'd like to, if I must, commit suicide while sleepwalking.

Sounds the least painful.

 

[The_Prophet]

Uhmmm, Staying alive?

 

[SharPhoe]

Uhmmm, Staying alive?

I agree. Death by living definitely sounds like the way to go.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

I would have to say assisted suicide. Maybe say racist remarks in urban areas, or pointing a gun at cops in a threatening manner.

When people kill themselves slowly, it puzzles me unless they think they deserve a slow death. But if your going to kill yourself, don't you want to die as fast as possible? Get it over with? I mean c'mon. Hmm... I wonder if you can feel a train hitting you, or hitting the ground after a 100 story fall.

 

[Aleate]

I... would be too wussy to go through anything that would have me kill myself, so i would have to just end up having someone else do it for me. ^^;;;

 

[PayNSprayBandit]

Cheery thread.

I'll grant you that it's not very cheery, but it's still important to think about. And then tell your loved ones what you want. Haven't you read Johnny Got His Gun, or seen the movie? I do not want to end up like that guy.

if your going to kill yourself, don't you want to die as fast as possible? Get it over with?

That's my first instinct as well, but if I'm in control of my death it seems like there should be a good way to take advantage. I'd want to do something useful with my death. Like donate my body to science while I'm still alive; they can experiment on me, and then study a person dying or whatever.

If I had a choice it would be something like this bloke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Kedenburg

Okay, that guy was awesome.

 

[Beefcakes]

Uhmmm, Staying alive?

I agree. Death by living definitely sounds like the way to go.

Your onto something there...
I'm in!

 

[wordsmith]

1) make a piano wire noose
2) get some superglue
3) stand on a chair
4) put your neck through the noose
5) superglue your hands to your head
6) Jump

When you're found, it looks like you've ripped your own head off.

 

[Delicious]

1) make a piano wire noose
2) get some superglue
3) stand on a chair
4) put your neck through the noose
5) superglue your hands to your head
6) Jump

When you're found, it looks like you've ripped your own head off.

I laughed, but now I'm curious as to what line of thought leads up to such an idea.

An awesome one, probably.

 

[nerdsamwich]

How about constructing a giant, Rube Goldberg-style machine to do you in in the most entertaining manner possible? Pull rope, rope opens trapdoor, trapdoor drops bowling ball onto teeter-totter, which rings a bell, startling a hamster, which runs on a wheel, powering a conveyor, which drops a pellet of potassium into a glass of water, exploding right next to your shoulder and blowing your head off. That's a simple one; feel free to elaborate.

 

[wordsmith]

1) make a piano wire noose
2) get some superglue
3) stand on a chair
4) put your neck through the noose
5) superglue your hands to your head
6) Jump

When you're found, it looks like you've ripped your own head off.

I laughed, but now I'm curious as to what line of thought leads up to such an idea.

An awesome one, probably.

It's not original, don't worry I saw it on the interwebz, no doubt someone will be able to link it.

 

[tehweave]

I'm a man's man. A man's man man if you will. Firearms for me, thanks.

That sounded slightly sarcastic and stupid, but I'd still go for the guns.

 

[DM.]

I'd go the KABOOOM route, I seem to do it enough in TF2.