Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[inpachi]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

Haha! So true! I should be worried about this tho.. I dont download videos.. I only have like 10 30-60 minute videos and like 10000000000000000000000000 jpgs/gifs/whatever.. So this device will truly harm me! + i have some stuff thats not really legal.. That i would not like to get into!

 

[Shockolate]

My friend has a USB sort of like that. Instead of scanning thing like "facial features" and "Skin tones" it copies the history and anything you've ever typed into a computer that is saved on the hard-drive.

This includes paypal account information, credit card numbers, and steam passwords. He didn't get anything from me, bur I guess it's because I never keep anything, but my other friend spent an hour changing any information he could because he was paranoid.

My friend with the USB was mearly causing havoc at our Lan party, and wasn't being malicious.

 

[Tzekelkan]

Fucking finally! I have been literally doing nothing other than waiting for something such as this for years.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Who in their right mind would use this? Having porn on your computer is hardly an issue. If another user had to use a special device to even locate it then it's not like some innocent, fragile mind will suddenly stumble upon it. And if you did find porn on someones computer, so what?What are you going to do? Walk up to them and say "I used my $98.95 porn detection stick to find all of these naughty images on your computer"? Congratulations, you discovered their porn. Now I bet their incredibly pissed off because you were using their computer to find porn. So in the end, what does this accomplish other than pissing people off?

If you know somebody that is willing to pay $98.95 to buy this device and then secretly stick it into your computer, I think their are bigger issues in your life than them finding your porn.

 

[uppitycracker]

Who the hell stashes porn pictures these days? Videos are so much more convenient...


Anyway, considering my girlfriend buys all the porn in the relationship, I think I'm safe.

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[crimson5pheonix]

Porn detection "stick"? *snicker*

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Cool, now if kids find this thing thinking it's a usb they can use they'll come across their parents or their friends parents porn by accident.

I'm not bothered by it, computer is mine and I live away from home.

 

[Aerodynamic]

A comment on there made me chuckle.

"Scan complete
80191934 results found"

 

[axle 19]

Should I be afraid or excited. Honestly can this really be possible.

 

[cheevocabra]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[Thank Me Later]

Who downloads porn anymore?

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

Haha! So true! I should be worried about this tho.. I dont download videos.. I only have like 10 30-60 minute videos and like 10000000000000000000000000 jpgs/gifs/whatever.. So this device will truly harm me! + i have some stuff thats not really legal.. That i would not like to get into!

Like Iowa prison illegal?

You know what, don't answer that.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Would that be the Darwin award?

I seriously hope that some horrified Executive from the producing company finds this in the hands of his wife!

 

[DoctorNick]

Well then, it's a good thing then the porn I'm into doesn't really show skin tones or anatomy recognizable as human to a program...

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I can see that being an extremely worthwhile purchase.
Definitely no sarcasm intended. Nope. Not at all. Not a chance in hell. Don't know why I mentioned it.

 

[Sjakie]

*HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA*

sure parents, dont observe your kids behavior on the internet directly. Waste your money on a product to spy on them afterwards.

God forbid you actually would talk to them about sex/porn. people are stupid

 

[thiosk]

My 486SX 25mhz computer with 4 megs of ram is in danger of this product finding all its secrets.