Post your impossible questions riddles jokes etc

chunkeymonke

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i have an impossible question
what would happen if your genie wish was
I wish you wouldn't grant this wish
 

geddydisciple

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I think the Genie would just grant you every other possible wish you could have made.

As for world peace a resounding NO! D:
 

Tharwen

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What, exactly, is Ceiling Cat's purpose in his lofty throne?
 

Tharwen

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Stranger 517 said:
Tharwen said:
What, exactly, is Ceiling Cat's purpose in his lofty throne?
Obviously to watch you masturbate.
That is but a means to an end, my dear friend. I ask only what he seeks and why.
 

Formica Archonis

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Nov 13, 2009
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

(An oldie but a goodie. I nevar get tired of it, one way or the other.)
 

Cinnonym

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Here's a riddle I found.

You hire a man to work for you for seven days. You have one bar of gold with which to pay him, segmented into seven sections. You must give him a piece of gold per day. If you can only make two breaks in the bar, how will you pay him?

My friend's boyfriend knocked this thing out in a heartbeat; when I heard the answer I was like "Ohhhh, it was so EASY!" But when someone can't solve a problem like this, it's because they affix limitations to themselves that aren't there. Which is interesting in and of itself.
 

CounterAttack

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This is one I post every time I find a thread like this:

Four talented men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
They all had made good fair amounts.
Not one has lost, but all have gained,
I challenge you, this to explain.
 

Riobux

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CounterAttack said:
Four talented men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
They all had made good fair amounts.
Not one has lost, but all have gained,
I challenge you, this to explain.
What's to say they all gained currency? One or two of them may of gained the experience of playing the game and learnt lessons of how to play it so much better.
 

socialtangent

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This one isn't too impossible, but it's something my math teacher told me that amused me.

There are two towns, Town A and Town B. People from Town A will always tell the truth, and people from Town B will always tell a lie. You are exactly in the middle between the two towns, and there is somebody there. What do you ask him to find out what town he's from?