Practice Your Putt With Japanese Women's Underwear

Tom Goldman

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Practice Your Putt With Japanese Women's Underwear



With the "Nice Cup In Bra," no woman ever has to be without a putting green again.

Golf is taking off with Japanese women. To capitalize, lingerie maker Triumph International Japan has invented a new set of golf-themed underwear. It isn't just golf-themed though, the "Nice Cup In Bra" can be removed and unfolded to use as an actual 1.5-meter long putting green.

That's right, you putt into the boob holes. Getting the ball in one of the cups will emit a voice that says: "Nice shot!" This set of undergarments has plenty of utility too, with extra pockets that can hold golf balls or scoring pencils. Plus, the back of the bottom half, normally covering the wearer's bottom, can be removed and turned into a flag that reads "Be Quiet."

Triumph International Japan evidently releases a different design of women's underwear every year that highlights a cultural trend or occurrence, so this isn't necessarily the most serious of items. Previous creations include the "Solar Power Bra" and the "Voter Turnout Bra." I'm not a woman, so I can't say whether this is an appealing item to the other half of the human race or not. Nonetheless, I feel that if a set of men's underwear were created that allowed me to practice a sporting skill, I would probably want it asap.

Source: Japanator [http://pinktentacle.com/2009/11/bra-doubles-as-golf-putting-mat/]



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DragonsAteMyMarbles

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That title is a sentence I didn't think could logically exist outside the mind of the Joker.

There goes the old "perception of reality". Again.
 

Ultress

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That staradles the line of most awesome thing I've seen and the perverted/sexiest thing. It's all most as awesome as bacon flavored envelopes.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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You be quiet!
Your booby golf is loud and distracting!
I DO NOT APPROVE

But yeah, this is hardly the strangest thing to come out of japan.
And nothing that has or will come out of Japan will ever be weirder than the shit that comes out of Germany.
Insert more stereotyping here.
 

Danpascooch

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Apr 16, 2009
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Wow, what will the Japanese think of next?

Seriously though, there must be major natural gas leaks EVERYWHERE in that country, lol.
 

Sonicron

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I'm not really convinced that these things will sell like hotcakes; they are, however, hilarious, and the theme behind it is advanced practicality, which is always a good thing.
 

USSR

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..-.-

Dammit Japan..

I'm starting to think they have way to much time on there hands.
 

Silk_Sk

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As I casually browse news topics I read "Something something Putt Something Japanese something Underwear"

Wait, what? I read it again "Practice Your Putt (unnatural segue) Japanese women's Underwear."

Hold on Wtf? I read a third time. This will not beat me. "Practice Your Putt" "Japanese women's Underwear."

Something must be wrong. My mind is not able to make a complete sentence out of this title. Reading the article didn't help much.

Winner: Japanese word collider.
 

Abedeus

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5stringedbandit said:
Does this mean Japanese women play golf nude?

Eww. This is worse than when the Dean suggested a game of Cricket instead of procreation.

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