Practice Your Putt With Japanese Women's Underwear

feather240

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geldonyetich said:
Finally, the perfect gift for that attractive office secretary.
You'd probably get accused of sexual harassment though.

So like what, do you have to play it naked or what? If you're in a situation where you can take off your clothes you should also be in one where you could just go to a real golf course or even miniature golf if all else fails.
 

StonkThis

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I'd putt her green... What?

Japan is so weird and obsessed with boobs... I wish I lived in japan.
 

geldonyetich

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feather240 said:
geldonyetich said:
Finally, the perfect gift for that attractive office secretary.
You'd probably get accused of sexual harassment though.

So like what, do you have to play it naked or what? If you're in a situation where you can take off your clothes you should also be in one where you could just go to a real golf course or even miniature golf if all else fails.
I'm talking from the perspective of the corrupt boss who hires a trophy secretary who is little more than an expensive escort.

Now, not only can he continue to pursue his illegitimacy away from home, he can practice his putting.
 

dalek sec

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Lord_Ascendant said:
I saw this on the news too

What will Japan invent next. Cylons?
I'm kinda hoping the US will make those guys instead.
 

Mozared

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Aside from "Only in Japan", I'd really wonder who would use such an invention. Can you honestly imagine *anybody* you even remotely know to A) walk around in it and B) use it as an actual golf track?
 

Nils

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samaritan.squirrel said:
Hiroshima and Nagasaki sure messed up their collective psyche. That's got to be the explanation, right?
Japan's innovations were messed up way before that, friend. Gettin a couple nukes up the ass just made it worse.
 

FluffyNeurosis

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Damn it Japan! I kind of hope that one day Japan will invent something crazy that I actually want to buy. Please let it be a gun that shoots bees.
 

Abedeus

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Gildan Bladeborn said:
Abedeus said:
5stringedbandit said:
Does this mean Japanese women play golf nude?

Eww. This is worse than when the Dean suggested a game of Cricket instead of procreation.

Cookies for reference.
That's from The Last Continent, only it was the Chair of Indefinite Studies, not the Dean, and he suggested croquet, not cricket. I win at Discworld!
Well done, monkey.

...I blame the translation. The only English book I have is Thud!, because it was almost 3 months before they translated it.
 

Skreeee

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Neesa said:
Yeah, I'd never wear that. They'd consider my cup size as beginner's because they'd give too much of an unfair advantage. For the lulz, Japan. For the fuckin-lulz.
I'd be considered be in the "impossible" category then, as my cup size would only allow for small dents rather than actual holes.

OT: Is this the same company that made the bra that also served as a water bottle by storing it in the cups (or something to that nature)?
 

Danpascooch

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Teiraa said:
danpascooch said:
Wow, what will the Japanese think of next?

Seriously though, there must be major natural gas leaks EVERYWHERE in that country, lol.
or its from the 40 years of radiation they lived near >>
Good point, I didn't think of that, who knew nuclear bombs could result in golf putting underwear.