Preorder Farming Simulator 2013, Get a Lamborghini

[Andy Chalk]

Preorder Farming Simulator 2013, Get a Lamborghini

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Focus Home Interactive has unveiled a hot new trailer and an even hotter preorder bonus for Farming Simulator 2013.

The hardest-hitting farming sim on the planet just keeps on getting better. With a bigger playable map and more places to buy equipment and sell product than ever before, Farming Simulator 2013 will let players purchase new field plots, expand their farms, diversify their crops and even build new structures like wind turbines and greenhouses.

And that's not all! Chickens and sheep join cows for the deepest and most powerful animal husbandry lineup yet, while new machines and equipment dedicated to brand-new specialty crops like sugar-beets will turn the excitement dial all the way to 11! Could the Grimme Rexor 620 be in there? Keep your fingers crossed!

Speaking of hot machinery, hardcore farming fans who preorder the game on Steam will receive an exclusive Lamborgini R6 135, described by the one and only Lamborghini Trattori as "the tractor of tomorrow, here today." I haven't been this excited since TSC rolled out its new line of 1:16 scale Massey Harris die-cast collectibles!

Farming Simulator 2013 launches worldwide for the PC on October 25, while the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 editions will arrive in early 2013.

Source: Steam [http://store.steampowered.com/app/220260]



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[tmande2nd]

1st thought: Enter to win a REAL Lamborghini? YES!
2nd thought: Oh its just in game...
3rd thought: Oh its just a tractor
4th thought: My interest is now dead/
5th thought: FUCK YOU CANADA POST FOR MAKING ME WAIT TILL WEDNESDAY TO GET XCOM: EU!

 

[Azuaron]

1st thought: Enter to win a REAL Lamborghini? YES!
2nd thought: Oh its just in game...
3rd thought: Oh its just a tractor
4th thought: My interest is now dead/

NIIIIIINJJJJAAAAA'DDDDD

Guess I'll just have to be content with the Game of Thrones games I got bundled on Steam earlier today.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Got my pre-order ready! The Lamborghini will look great in a montage!
[sub][sub][sub]I love excuses to post this video....[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[snekadid]

Got my pre-order ready! The Lamborghini will look great in a montage!
[sub][sub][sub]I love excuses to post this video....[/sub][/sub][/sub]

and i love when people post that video, so awesome.

 

[happy_turtle]

After all these articles I'm guessing Andy Chalk was forced to work on a farm as a child during his summer vacations or something more sinister along those lines.

 

[The White Hunter]

Not sure is sarcasm anymore...

If it's still sarcasm it may be going a bit far now to be honest, there's a line between a joke and bullying. BUt anyway, meh, you shan't excite me with your false excitement Mr. Chalk.

 

[The White Hunter]

After all these articles I'm guessing Andy Chalk was forced to work on a farm as a child during his summer vacations or something more sinister along those lines.

I think he worked on a special farm for naughty catholic boys or something.

 

[WanderingFool]

snip

Something tells me you had a bit of fun writing out this article.

Also, Why do I feel like im the only person to know that they were talking about a tractor when I saw the words "farming sim" and "Lamborghini"?

 

[antipunt]

lol @ the person on the f/b thread ragingly defending the actual Farming Simulator" Fanbase".

For serious, that just makes the whole thing even more hilarious.

 

[Bobic]

So, Andy, I assume you've already pre-purchased it, and will be playing the game just as ironically as you wrote this article. It'd show a real lack of class and dedication if you didn't.


(oh, and yesterday I voted for woodcutter simulator on Steam Greenlight, ironically of course, and I hope to some day see you post a full review.)

 

[Berithil]

Look, Andy, I'm sorry that farming sims brutally murdered your entire family, but don't you think the sarcasm has gone a bit far?
Tbh, the first farming sim report was a bit funny, but now the sarcasm has just become tired.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Got my pre-order ready! The Lamborghini will look great in a montage!
[sub][sub][sub]I love excuses to post this video....[/sub][/sub][/sub]

This video still makes me laugh XD

And in all seriousness if it's coming to Xbox, I'm actually tempted to get it when it drops in price, just for the uniqueness of the game.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

After all these articles I'm guessing Andy Chalk was forced to work on a farm as a child during his summer vacations or something more sinister along those lines.

I think he worked on a special farm for naughty catholic boys or something.

8 posts into a news thread about a farming simulator and we already got our first segway into porn. Yay internet.

On topic, kind of: Are we limited to traditional farming or are we allowed to grow... other crops... like poppies, cacao, or marijuana?

If not, I see big potential for this game in an untapped market demographic...

 

[tehroc]

Due to mocking this game is immediately going on my gamefly queue. His sarcasm has actually gotten me hyped.

 

[iniudan]

1st thought: Enter to win a REAL Lamborghini? YES!
2nd thought: Oh its just in game...
3rd thought: Oh its just a tractor
4th thought: My interest is now dead/
5th thought: FUCK YOU CANADA POST FOR MAKING ME WAIT TILL WEDNESDAY TO GET XCOM: EU!

Could be worse, on top of it you could have got XCOM: EU, EU version, in other word it doesn't activate until Friday. =p

 

[Baldr]

Please get Yahtzee to review this game (and not one of those FIFA reviews either.)

 

[Twilight_guy]

I think the fanbase that buys the new sports game every year is odd, but the fanbase that buys the new farming simulator... I can't even imagine. Its like trying to understand an alien... or cthulhu.