Mr Companion said:
You know I expected a certain degree of rage against this thread it being not very serious or misanthropic or anything but this is just BWUH? I know I am not being all angsty and cool but "I hate you" is a little extreme. I can whole heartedly understand why you might hate princess peach but what did I do? Kill your family at the start of the thread so that later on you might grow all big and strong to get revenge? Please explain in detail the actions that incurred such bad blood between us.
Good Sir,
I find it fascinating that you wish to discern the point at which my rage originated, and I feel that I should aid you in your quest for knowledge, as without my input the task is insurmountable.
Firstly, we must define the word hate. Oxford dictionary defines the word as "1. To dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward; detest..." and I feel this definition fits the required framework necessary to address this question. Using this definition we can now elucidate the answer to this question, and using the newly gained information we can adequately address the issues raised by the question.
Drawing from your quote we can see your struggle with the preconceived notions of extreme emotional feeling and a humanistic need to understand, evidenced by your statement "...but what did I do?" This seemingly rhetorical question is proven to in fact be a prosaic one, as you challenge the responder to "explain in detail the actions that incurred such bad blood between us."
Perhaps it is your 656 (at the time) post count that has altered your perspective but I assure you, my actions are not extreme in the least. Intense hatred is an activity that many of my friends and colleagues consider to be an amicable pastime, with some of the aforementioned friends openly discussing their over the top and unnecessary emotional discord towards another. These feelings are not caused over ruction however, they are formed through kinship, with each member of our select group comprehending the nature of the statement, noticing the jovial and lighthearted jest for what it is, a humourous manner in which to pass the time. Your inability to acknowledge these benevolent actions is not representative of the level of perspicacity which I had expected of you, a person whom has held an account at http://www.escapistmagazine.com/ for over twelve months, and I find it appalling that clarification needs to be supplied.
In response to your rather cliche question "what did I do?" I feel the best response is to reply, what didn't you do? Living as a free member of the Australian public it is my right to hate anything and everything for little to no reason, regardless of the target of the intended hate. I hate from the most pulchritudinous of women to the most malformed and twisted of men, and unfortunately for you sir, Mr Companion finds a place on that all encompassing list of hate.
Therefore, with careful and detailed consideration of the above mentioned reasons, you can see both the manner in which I hate you, and also the motives behind said hate. Thus, I offer this parting word of advice: In order to truly escape the far reaching grasps of my abhorrence you must absquatulate. Fleeing the the corners of the globe will enable you to avoid the contempt that I exude, however you must also realise that you cannot escape it, eventually the hatred will pervade your life and you will have to succumb to its morbid embrace.
And it is with that which I bid you good day. I fear for the length of this document and would write more but I appear to be overcome with somnolence, and should I remain awake I fear I may slip into a state of somnambulist consciousness, a state that would result in disaster.
Regards,
Mr.Cheese
(26/08/2010)
