I could probably use Fighting's services, as I created a monster in my cousin. You see I babysat him about six years ago, he was ten or eleven at the time. I used my PS2 not as a replacement babysitter but as a babysitting tool, teaching him him obedience, determination, etc. Well, that and food, that was also a useful tool. If it's good enough for a pidgeon then it's good enough for him, I reasoned. I never really withheld food, I just... had certain criteria for him to fulfill in order to get the food he wanted (Mc Donalds, ALWAYS Mc Donalds). I don't honestly know if I'm a monster or a model babysitter...
Anyways we were out of contact for five years or so as his father had custody for a while, now custody has switched back and we hang out sometimes on the weekends.
The phrase "Do ten Raging Demons in a row, then I'll make lunch." is a going to be haunting me for the forseeable future, as the student has become the master during the time we were apart.
At this point I frankly wouldn't care if Fighter was a brain damaged savant or not, so long as he could improve my skill.