Procrastination is what i do best

[nova18]

I have become the master of procrastinating ever since I first got the Internet.
Right now, I have a C.V to write, an autobiography for an employer to finish, 2 job vacancies to phone for and various other things.

Instead I'm playing that Farmville game on Facebook because one of my none-gaming friends reckoned I wouldn't be any good at it, despite my Harvest Moon skills.

 

[Aunel]

work on WH40k, need to get that fucking eldar army ready

 

[ben---neb]

I was going to reply to this thread but I was too busy staring at paint drying on a nearby wall.

 

[j1-2themax]

i should be doing an assignment for school but im such a good procrastonator that i can sit down to with no distractions and my mind will STILL wander offffff... dammit all.

I share your, um... "problem." Just follow my motto: 5 minutes at a time.

 

[lava_lamp]

I should be writing a report on To Kill A Mockingbird right now.

I've already read the book, it was really good, I'm just procrastinating the report part.

 

[Macropter]

I still need to read three big books for school this summer, but I'm busy reading The Legend of Drizzt books, instead. If only my summer reading books had scimitar duel-wielding dark elves in them.

Usually the only way I get motivated to not procrastinate any more is to simply realize, "Damn, my six page report is due tomorrow." That's about when I go into super hero like speed and spend hours and hours on it.

 

[grimsprice]

yeah... im suposed to be listening to the proff lecture about drag co-efficients but im totally not. its easy shit anyways.

 

[Epitome]

Thats actually ingenious.

EDIT: eh screwed this post up see below

 

[Epitome]

How many people have something far more important that they should be doing right now instead of hanging around on forums right now? I ask because i should be studying for repeats right now but i cannot find the motivation and they are really f**king important. So who else is wasting time and anyone know a good way to motivate oneself?

put a giant bucket of pure bleach right next to you, you now have a limited ammount of time to complete your project before your eyes start to burn and possible other health concerns, when you complete the project, you may remove the bucket of bleach.

Thats actually ingenious

 

[DoW Lowen]

I was in your position not too long ago. After staying up and going 61 hours with almost no sleep, trust me do your work now!!!

 

[evan573]

i should be doing an assignment for school but im such a good procrastonator that i can sit down to with no distractions and my mind will STILL wander offffff... dammit all.

I share your, um... "problem." Just follow my motto: 5 minutes at a time.

no worries mate it's all done now, in just three hours. and i got a free extension cos my teacher has the flu. yay for karma (except when i'm blowing up Megaton )

 

[RobCoxxy]

In the words of my little ginger buddy Gary:

"Procrastination... it's just like masturbation; fantastic until you realise you're only fucking Yourself."

 

[L4hlborg]

Well, I do go to these forums when I am supposed to do something else, but at the moment, there is nothing I should be doing.

 

[Jedamethis]

yay for karma (except when i'm blowing up Megaton )

Hah I just watched that!

And I could be Taking Over the World right now.....or eating, but I'm too lazy
(I'm not sure how that works either)

 

[zenoaugustus]

I procrastinate more than you! I'll prove it... maybe tomorrow.

(I wonder how many people will (and have already) made this joke)

I've seen so many Tee-shirts or other such things that say "Procrastinators Unite ..... Tomorrow"

And Wasder, your avatar is the shit.

But yeah, I'm a major procrastinator. There is so much stuff I could be doing right now that would be productive, but I can't bring myself to do it, because it'll get done eventually.