Put together the ultimate debate.

[smallharmlesskitten]

Femenist vs Duke Nukem?

PETA vs Hungry Bear

L4D zombies (all of them) vs 10 Gordon Freemans

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Dominatrix Vs. Hardcore Army sergeant.

Taco Vs. Grilled Cheese Sandwich (cookie for the reference)

Mr Miyagi Vs. Duke Nukem

 

[Labyrinth]

Dominatrix Vs. Hardcore Army sergeant.

You called? And it's happened before actually. He tried to shout me down. Hilarious.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Dominatrix Vs. Hardcore Army sergeant.

You called? And it's happened before actually. He tried to shout me down. Hilarious.

Let me guess: He now has a therapist?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Dominatrix Vs. Hardcore Army sergeant.

You called? And it's happened before actually. He tried to shout me down. Hilarious.

That was you?...

(Not actually a sergeant... Used to be cadet equivalent and could shout down the best of them)

 

[Labyrinth]

Let me guess: He now has a therapist?

I'm not sure if he can still talk, I hit him in the throat pretty hard. It throws somewhat of a spanner in the works of sitting down and speaking to a psych.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Let me guess: He now has a therapist?

I'm not sure if he can still talk, I hit him in the throat pretty hard. It throws somewhat of a spanner in the works of sitting down and speaking to a psych.

You don't need to be able to talk to cry.

 

[Labyrinth]

You don't need to be able to talk to cry.

He did look better in red and salt tears..

Another funny fight. Drag Queen VS Fred Phelps

 

[Dramatic Flare]

My fist versus A certain someone's face

j/k.
I just really wanted to do the "fist v face" thing and couldn't think of anything specific.

On a equally non-serious note, I'd like to see 2 Doms try to make the other submit. Be funny as hell.
And I'd make bajillions for filming it.

Or possibly two politicians held at gunpoint, being forced to debate entirely without the use of political doublespeak.

George W. Bush vs. the Dictionary. >.>

 

[Labyrinth]

On a equally non-serious note, I'd like to see 2 Doms try to make the other submit. Be funny as hell.

It's been done countless times.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Feminist Vs. Psycho attack rabbit form The Holy Grail.

Edit: What's a "Dom"?

EDIT: For below. I thought it was dominatrix but oh well. Creepy is creepy.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

On a equally non-serious note, I'd like to see 2 Doms try to make the other submit. Be funny as hell.

It's been done countless times.

Yeah, but I don't have money to buy any of those so I want one for myself.
And i figured it had. Rule 34 of the internet.

EDIT: A dom = dominator, essentially. Has to do with BDSM.

 

[Ranooth]

Gordon Freeman vs Link (or Master Chief)

I would love to see who speaks first

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Gordon Freeman vs Link (or Master Chief)

I would love to see who speaks first

Master chief has a voice. As does Link.
perhaps we should make it the guy from CoD4?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Gordon Freeman vs Link (or Master Chief)

I would love to see who speaks first

Master chief has a voice. As does Link.
perhaps we should make it the guy from CoD4?

He screams for Medics doesnt he?

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Gordon Freeman vs Link (or Master Chief)

I would love to see who speaks first

Master chief has a voice. As does Link.
perhaps we should make it the guy from CoD4?

He screams for Medics doesnt he?

You're right.
Is there any other notable silent character that anyone can think of?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

You're right.
Is there any other notable silent character that anyone can think of?

Crackdown character? Oblivion character? Companion Cube?

 

[Labyrinth]

Feminist Vs. Psycho attack rabbit form The Holy Grail.

Edit: What's a "Dom"?

EDIT: For below. I thought it was dominatrix but oh well. Creepy is creepy.

Domme, domina, dominatrix are generally the female terms, whereas dom is usually male, though it may be used as a quick reference term when asked "Dom or sub?"

And as for Gordon Freeman speaking.. perhaps you should put him versus someone who's taken a vow of silence for 25 years.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Feminist Vs. Psycho attack rabbit form The Holy Grail.

Edit: What's a "Dom"?

EDIT: For below. I thought it was dominatrix but oh well. Creepy is creepy.

Domme, domina, dominatrix are generally the female terms, whereas dom is usually male, though it may be used as a quick reference term when asked "Dom or sub?"

And as for Gordon Freeman speaking.. perhaps you should put him versus someone who's taken a vow of silence for 25 years.

Mimey the Mime?

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Oblivion doesn't count- the talking is performed by picking text options. Otherwise we could list KOTOR and 9/10ths of JRPGS.
I don't think the character in Crackdown in ever named (though I know he was in CoD4), and Companion cube isn't human. ><

Feminist Vs. Psycho attack rabbit form The Holy Grail.

Edit: What's a "Dom"?

EDIT: For below. I thought it was dominatrix but oh well. Creepy is creepy.

Domme, domina, dominatrix are generally the female terms, whereas dom is usually male, though it may be used as a quick reference term when asked "Dom or sub?"

And as for Gordon Freeman speaking.. perhaps you should put him versus someone who's taken a vow of silence for 25 years.

You mean an Orthodox Priest?
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