Question of the Day, April 9, 2010

nolongerhere

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Well, yeah. Trapping random neighbours who came by and watching them cry was fun. But for a shining moment in the torture of vitual people, look here. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3/]
 

Blindswordmaster

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I don't play the Sims, because I like to kill things with big metal things that shoot small metal things, and also because I'm a a guy and I have better things to do. Same reason I don't play MMOs. Though I must agree with Yatzee; it seems a little sadistic to me.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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... Uhh. Why yes I do torture my sims. >:D
 

Ninjamedic

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fix-the-spade said:
Fireworks
Indoors
In a house with no toilets

What's the point of being God if you can't torture and burn a few of these meaningless multitudinous minions of yours?
Add a sushi bar with maximum tiredness and you'll really confuse death.
 

Outright Villainy

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I've played the sims about 4 times, ever, and killing them in a myriad of ways was th only fun to be had. Carpetted house plus no doors plus fireworks= good times.
 

Proteus214

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If I played the game, I would, but I don't, so I don't.

Actually I just got a great idea for a "god game."
 

Ithera

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Killing off my subjects is a pastime i seldom entertain. Usually the enemy does this for me.
 

Xaryn Mar

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Well, since I don't play The Sims I obviously don't torture them. But if I did play it... Then I definitely would.
 

ad4m101

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wait...so trapping them in a lightness room, letting them live in there own crap and piss before starting a "Accidental" wooden furniture fire to put them out of there misery wasn't the goal of that game...hmmm oh well
 

ultimateownage

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Yes, my favourite case was having a house with 5 kids and then killing the parents, I then put all the kids in their own, saw themed, deathtraps to see who would be the last one to die, who I would then rescue. My favourite thing to do was in roller coaster tycoon, human bowling!
 

Flour

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I wonder if the media talks about games like the Sims when they're talking about 'violent games'.

I'm as sane as anyone but for some reason I love to torture NPCs in games. My sims would have been better off never existing. Here's a list of stuff I remember doing, and for some reason I never really drowned sims, I preferred fire:

In the Sims 1 I would get the cheapest fireplace, fill the entire house with hay and have someone light the fireplace.
I loved to put them in small empty rooms, but it was a lot better in S1 than S2 because S2 gave them those insanity things.
I'd put a sim between inescapable objects in the kitchen, sometimes building the kitchen around that sim and never giving him/her food.
In the Sims 1 I would make families of only children(starving the 'parent' to death, in front of the children) then have them survive as long as they could on those cheap dinners, not going to school and never paying any bills.
Drowning my sims got boring after a while so I made sure there was always a fire burning around the swimming pool.
I'd make two houses, a tiny one filled with cheap stuff, no kitchen(the sim could eat pizza until his/her death) and then create a larger house connecting one wall filled with giant windows to the smaller house and fill the larger house with anything they wanted.


No, wait. I'm a fucking psychopath in games. Ignore anything I typed about being sane, but at least I don't go out killing.
 

Kaymish

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theflyingpeanut said:
But for a shining moment in the torture of vitual people, look here. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3/]
i just about pissed my self laughing reading that
 

painfull2006

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I used to all the time

the fun wares out pretty fast though...
What?! you didn't get the promotion?!!!

THATS IT!, GO AND GET IN THE POOL!
 

GonzoGamer

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Not usually.
I don't spend a lot of time with the Sims themselves. My fun comes from building all sorts of weird structures.

Of course if a particular sim is set on being a total prick, I will enact divine karma on him. And yes, that usually is fun.

Lately, when I want to kill in various cruel and disturbing ways, I turn to Just Cause 2. It's more fun there.
 

JEBWrench

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oppp7 said:
Torturing sims is an art form. Sure, you can starve them or make them start a fire, but there are ways to get creative with it.
I prefer torturing other Sims in town. Such as the killer birthday cakes in Sims 3. Oh such fun.
 

Jared

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I havnt played iti n a long time. But, when I did I would occasionally do the meanthing like remove walls and such...but, only when really, really bored
 

Ohlookit'sMatty

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When I use to play it yes I would torture the hell out of them and then they would die in a fire, but normal that wasnt my fault

-M