Question of the Day, May 3, 2010

[_Janny_]

Samus, hands down. Btw, I've always been curious as to how people pronounce her name... Saw-mus? Say-mus? I've heard some website hosts even call her "Shamus".

 

[Sev07]

It's a fight where anything goes it would be Samus, just because of all her tech.

 

[joshuaayt]

I assume all Nintendo characters are fair game? I pick that pink guy who is in a few of the Mario games, who keeps shooting shells or something at you. You know the one.

 

[sinsfire]

Link, its all about the gadgets and tools

 

[Xersues]

They all lose, because they are Nintendo properties and will be forever pitted against each-other in Uber-fanboy battles.

Definitely this. Not all are Nintendo (a few are Capcom) but that doesn't make a difference. You know who would win in a battle? I would. Because I'd just unplug the console they were in.

Mwahahahaha.

 

[black-magic]

Goku, any video game character counts, right? ^^

 

[Sunrider]

Kratos! I understand why you didn't include him in the poll, it'd be all too one-sided.

 

[Rishtaka]

Haven't pretty much all the Super Mario Games established that Bowser WILL NOT beat Mario?

 

[chenry]

DUKE NUKEM.

Because always bet on Duke!

 

[Xorghul]

Poor taste of the Escapist to make a vs-thread when we don't want them here.
Oh, and I voted Link, 'cause I just love that green clad little nazi.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Bill from Contra. Once he gets that spreadshot you're all fucked. Plus he can use the ultimate code.

 

[Swaki]

simon...people actually voted for simon, the guy had the most awkward jump of em all, and all he had was holy water and that stupid chain, also megaman would win, hes a robocop highlander, metroid might stand a chance, but if megaman just defeated one of the other first she would get her perfectly shaped ass pwned.

 

[pumasuit]

A giant, fire-breathing, spiked-lizard, nay Koopa, with a diabolical mind and an endless supply of minions willing to die for the cause unquestionably?

Yeah, I say Bowser. Bow before the original evil. Curse the studio that made him fluffy enough for 7 year olds to beat.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Dr. Zoidberg all the way. WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Other.

Why?

Because I have serious doubts that anyone can take on the God of War.

Tell me you don't fear this: http://ui12.gamespot.com/299/kratos_2.jpg.

Admit your fear.

-F

 

[SilverUchiha]

The answer is obvious...

The battle escalates into something extremely climactic and Samus manages to win... only to have Duke Nukem appear out of nowhere and murder everyone within a 300mile radius.

"Cool... what's a radius?" - Grif, RvB: Recreation

 

[Kuliani]

Mario would win, assuming he's got the invincible buff (that star thing from the original game) where everything would die if he ran into it.

 

[TheTaco007]

Delta would win.