Question of the Day, May 3, 2010

Brandon237

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The Austin said:
Alex Mercer.


Terrible game, great powers.
Average game in my opinion. The civilian massacring makes it worth playing. I see how many blood effects I can create in 10 seconds.

Yeah, Alex would own them, I mean, he has a bloody double edged knife that can hut a man in half with ease and he can remain at constant velocity via the medium of copious amounts of blood. You don't beat that.
 

Jark212

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Samus Aran, then her and I would celebrate in Bora Bora for the next week...
 

VirusHunter

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I would like either Namco to bring Namco X Capcom over to north american shores or for Capcom to follow up with a Namco/Capcom crossover of sorts.
 

ZehGeek

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SNNNAAAAKKKEEE would pwn all, but if I had to choose one in the Universe I'd say Samaus.
For cross-overs, it'd be awsome to see like Capcom vs Konami, mainly like Capcom vs Metal Gear Solid. ;D Snake vs Jill, Big Boss vs Wesker, Snake vs Megaman, you know you want to see that. >.> <.<
 

Escapefromwhatever

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Part of me wants to say Samus because she has the most hi-tech equipment, but Link has fucking magic. I don't care how many missiles you shoot at him, if Link has Nayru's Love up, it's not going to do any good.
 

Mechsoap

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i can find a infinate number of persons who could kill all those characters without breaking a sweat

alex mercer
gordon freeman
john freeman
ezio aditori
soap mctavish
me
captain shepard
evry guy from bc1 since they cant die
 

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LeonLethality said:
Megaman... No I am not biased, whatever gave you that idea? As for crossover battles I want to see Nintendo Versus Capcom... So do all of you <.<
How did I miss this post first time through?
This. What he said.
 

elilupe

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Id say any stealth character, because they just sneak up on every one else to kill 'em. Out of all the stealth characters I know, I'd say Naked Snake is the one
 

SteinFaust

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force commander from Dawn of War II. can't win face-to-face? orbital bombardment!

BOMBARDMENT!! BOMBARDMENT!!
(3 internets to anyone who gets the reference)
 

8bitlove2a03

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If these characters and all their stuff was zapped into real life and operated under real life rules, Samus wins. Mario doesn't actually have any powers so he's no contest. Link wouldn't take more than a single rocket to get that shield away, followed up by a single blaster bolt. Simon and Samus could both likely kill Bowser independently, so I imagine they would recognize this and take him down together before fighting against each other. Simon would actually be a threat for Samus unless she has quite a bit of energy to spare, because of his high agility and agility, but I think she would be able to eventually beat him.

Of course, I don't know much about Mega Man. Isn't he sometimes portrayed as a cyborg and sometimes a computer program? Which one are we dealing with here?

I suppose if its the computer program he could potentially come out on top by hacking Samus' power armor, assuming she hasn't been keeping her anti-virus up to date :p Otherwise he's dead too.
 

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Well let's look at this logically by analyzing their attacks and resistances. For the purposes of this discussion, I am neglecting "other", as this would seriously complicate the comparisons. In addition, I must ignore power ups and upgraded abilities, otherwise things like Mario's Invincibility Star or Megaman's potential invulnerability with the Rolling Shield (from Megaman X) make the answer trivial and/or nonsensical.

So without further ado, let me first eliminate the individuals that possess little chance in this brawl...

Bowser
Because Bowser has a glaring weakness, he is the easiest to eliminate in this battle. Bowser possesses a chronic weakness to Mario, which just happens to be another combatant on this list. As such, Bowser is easily eliminated in this battle.

Simon Belmont
Simon's primary attack is a whip. Though effective against undead and damaged castle walls, I can't imagine his attacks would be too effective against the other combatants, especially the armored duo. Aside from jumping, he possess no other defenses. As such, I must rule out Simon Belmont.

Mega Man
Megaman possesses the means to use a distance attack via his Buster Cannon. However, Megaman possesses a distinct disadvantage: in very few of his games can he fire in an upwards direction. This gives him a distinct disadvantage against combatants that can jump and get above Megaman, which unfortunately is the all of the combatants except Link. (Yes even Bowser jumps, recall boss fight in SMB3 and the second Bowser fight in SM64).


The last three oddly enough form a sort of rock, paper, scissors combination. Let me elaborate.

Mario beats Samus
Mario's strength is his jumping ability. Like Link and Belmont, Mario is a close range fighter that would typically be at a disadvantage to Samus. Mario, however, possesses a distinct advantage: a superlative dodging ability. He's dodged a variety of attacks including both bullets (recall Bullet Bills) and blasts of energy (fire balls from piranha plants and magi-koopas). As such, despite Samus's amazing offense, Mario endures like the rabid jumping cockroach that he is. Samus would fall in this pairing.

Samus beats Link
In this unfortunate pairing, Link is bringing a sword to a gun fight. Even if Link possesses a basic Hylean Shield that he sometimes obtains at the outset of game (as in Windwaker), please keep in mind the caliber of weaponry of his opponent. Samus is using advanced chozo weaponry, effective against even armored space pirates that would possess much better defense than a simple soldier's shield. With flimsy defense and only close range attack capabilities, Link would be destroyed.

Link beats Mario
Mario's weakness: things with spikes on their heads. If Link just holds his sword over his head like a single giant spike, Mario can't do a single thing to Link. Using only game mechanics, if you'd like, Link can spam his overhead slice technique (seen in any of the 3-D Zelda games) and Mario still can't touch him. As Mario possesses no defense against stabs and slashes, this battle will ultimately fall in Link's favor.


So now we are left with a unsatisfying three way tie. To dissolve this stalemate, we must consider if one of these three individuals might meet an earlier demise. The key here is Megaman. Megaman, like Samus, possesses advanced weaponry capable of penetrating Link's primitive shield. As such, between both Samus and Megaman, Link is likely to meet an untimely demise while both Mario and Samus would make it to the final rounds of this battle.

And so we have a winner.


Mario wins
 

Hawk of the Plain

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The Escapist Staff said:
What other kinds of gaming cross-over battles would you like to see?
I want to see the protaganest from every triple A shooter ever put into a battle royal, and the fanboys of everyone except the victor must forever stfu.