RAMIREZ! The Thread.

[Sixties Spidey]

Title sums it up. Make an order for Private Ramirez of MW2.

I start.

RAMIREZ! Run into Chernobyl screaming with no Ghillie suit armed with only a plastic spoon!

RAMIREZ! Defuse this nuke with an egg!
Ramirez: (egg breaks) Mother F-
(nuke blows up) *BOOM*

 

[Kollega]

RAMIREZ! We need a song-and-dance routine! Right here and right now! Double time!
RAMIREZ! Oscar Mike over to that Lombax and kick his little robot friend! I want to see what happens!
RAMIREZ! Take that Javelin launcher and shoot yourself in the bollocks with it!

 

[The Infinite]

RAMIREZ! Make a me a computer using only kitchen utensils!
RAMIREZ! Do my laundry!
RAMIREZ! Saw off your left foot now!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Screw it, why not?

RAMIREZ! Be the basis of a Thread!
RAMIREZ! Kick your Foot!
RAMIREZ! Release the Kraken!

 

[Aptspire]

RAMIREZ! Make Cthulhu manifest itself with a Nickelback CD!

 

[Kollega]

RAMIREZ! Destroy Hitler's giant robot spider using only your ears!

RAMIREZ! Institute pan-galactic peace in Warhammer 40k!

GRENADE! Grenade onto grenade grenade, and GRENADE that GRENADE!

 

[Mr. Grey]

RAMIREZ! Polish my gun as I ready my rifle!

 

[The Infinite]

RAMIREZ! Bring the Flying Spaghetti Monster into being RIGHT NOW!
RAMIREZ! Build Liberty Prime from spare parts you find around your house!

 

[TheCheesy4]

RAMIREZ! Don't stop... BELIEVIIIING

 

[Armored Prayer]

RAMIREZ! Want to go Bowling?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

RAMIREZ! Complete I Wanna Be The Guy with a blindfold and your arms tied while juggling with your feet and reciting the Bill of Rights backwards!

 

[Sleekgiant]

RAMIREZ! Watch Twilight and make a positive review about it

 

[dancinginfernal]

RAMIREZ! Destroy that Jet Fighter with this broken camera!
RAMIREZ! Eat this pigeon!
RAMIREZ! Retrieve Blood for the Blood God! HURRY THE FUCK UP.

 

[Scde2]

RAMIREZ! Tell me a funny story!
RAMIREZ! Destroy the entire Russian army by your self!
RAMIREZ! I forgot what your first name was!

 

[Deef]

Oh god, I actually have some pictures for this. I'll go ahead and post them in a few minutes, until then...

RAMIREZ! I forgot everyone else's name, so you take point every time!

 

[Deef]

Ok here we go. I made all these.

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And for good measure:

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Might wanna open that last one in a new tab, otherwise it's kinda hard to read.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

RAMIREZ!... um... How's it going? Anything happening with you? No? Okay, nice talking to you.

 

[Scde2]

Ramirez! Tie my shoe!
Ramirez! Wash my car!
Ramirez! Sing happy birthday to me!