Random Superpower thread: Electric Boogaloo!

[spartandude]

This getting scary now. A couple of weeks ago Amazon recommended me the Mass Effect trilogy just as I was thinking about it. In the alien species thread on here I got Reapers from Mass Effect and now I have Mind Control/ Indoctrination. I think this speak for itself. With this power I will mind control people, turn them into robots and used them to kill people so those people won't be killed by robots.


Also to post this I had to tick a box saying "I'm not a robot"

 

[happyninja42]

Dinosaur Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Physiology]

Great, I fucking hate dinosaurs.

 

[ThatOtherGirl]

Ooh, I got data drain. Basically, I can delete data from any computer, and the specific wording of the page suggests it is a ranged ability, though it also suggests I have little to no control over what precisely is deleted.

In effect this means I can instantly shut off any computer that isn't just a simple hard wired circuit, and arguably I could reset those as well.

I AM BLUESCREEN!

My weakness: bullets. Most guns are not computers yet.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

I got Supernatural Flailmanship [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Flailmanship]

User can wield supernatural skills with flails or chained weaponry, showing efficiency with speed, power, defense, and skill, showing the most impossible feats with ease and little to no effort. For example, able to break through holes of reality, deflect things that are impossible to like gravity forces and hit targets or enemies from any distance at all.

So I am utterly OP.
BUTT WEIGHT!
I also get pulverization [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pulverization] the applications!

The user is able to pulverize or turn anything to dust using only physical strength. User can turn into dust any physical object with only one strike.

Fak, brah! I am basically One-Yoyo Man!

So wait, you're basically Bridget from Guilty Gear?

That sounds pretty awesome actually.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

Fak, brah! I am basically One-Yoyo Man!

So wait, you're basically Bridget from Guilty Gear?

That sounds pretty awesome actually.

I suppose, but much more bara [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladybaby].[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub](Ladybeard is love; ladybeard is life) [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

...on second thought, a bara Bridget would be horrifying. X_x

Thank you very much, now there are a couple brain cells dedicated to that picture of Ladybeard. To paraphrase Yahtzee: Now I'm going to have to come find you and take those brain cells back... With a rusty spoon!

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

They hand out stands like candy it seems

Florzk stand: I see the light

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cleric of the order stand: Time to Dual

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Dirkie stand: Radioactive

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Baffle stand: Megalovania

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Spartandude stand: I'm In Your Mind

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Happyninja42 stand:Walk The Dinosaur

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ThatOtherGirl stand: Virus Alert

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[bluerocker]

Lesse, I rolled

Hydrokinetic Whip Generation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Whip_Generation]

And a gif of Katara was included on the page. It's official, I am become waterbender, whip-person of water. Pretty decent deal if I do say so myself.

 

[FPLOON]

<url=http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gas_Manipulation>Gas Manipulation

I am a silent, but deadly ally/foe that could explode under certain circumstances... Then again, I could just control the air you breathe or just pull a Doctor Manhattan and just live in isolation on a distant planet... Still can't be the Avatar, though...

Other than that, I could just do this all day...
https://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cvvePUKr1ru78two1_400.gif
"I have a lot to learn before I'm ready to save anyone..."

 

[maninahat]

Water Empowerment [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Empowerment]. (wet and proud).

So basically I'm good at mopping floors.

 

[happyninja42]

I fucking hate dinosaurs.

I don't think you've got much to worry about in that case.

....well yeah? I mean, they're dead. But as far as superpowers go, giving me the abilities of a species that I just don't really find all that interesting to be fairly anticlimactic. Unlike most people from my generation, (or any generation I guess), I don't have a fascination with dinosaurs. I mean, think of that thing, that you have like, zero interest in, and then give yourself the powers to replicate that thing. And you've got my level of enjoyment with this superpower.

 

[Fdzzaigl]

Meta Summoning
Also Called Inner Summoning

Capabilities

User possesses a dimension of infinite possibilities within themselves, from which they can summon any kind of object or entity, with any traits and abilities of any level. The entities may enter in symbiosis with the user to assist as advisers, guardians or power-sources, or emerge into existence to carry out more tangible tasks.

They may have a will of their own or act as extensions of the user, their minds usually connected to better serve them. All summons share an absolute and unbreakable loyalty towards the user, being fundamentally incapable of turning against them.

Well, that's not bad at all! So I can basically create anything ever.

Lets go with two hot chicks and a closet for now.

Shit, that's the extent of your imagination? Not two hot chicks and a jacuzzi? Not a massive, trendy condo in New York with a king size bed with rose petals? A limousine? Not twenty hot chicks and a 70-foot yacht with an endless supply of champagne?

It was just for starters you know, just wait till I give everyone who wants to the power to fly granted that they strut around like a duck when they walk the street and have feathers growing out of their arse.

Seriously though, powers like that are a bit too much like cheating. I'd probably get bored of life fairly quicky and start fucking up reality. No wonder you got so many supervillains with crazy powers...

 

[happyninja42]

think of that thing, that you have like, zero interest in, and then give yourself the powers to replicate that thing.

Hmmm, I'd be able to create lots of My Job. Would prefer dinosaurs.

And now you know my nerd pain with this superpower. xD

 

[happyninja42]

Meta Summoning
Also Called Inner Summoning

Capabilities

User possesses a dimension of infinite possibilities within themselves, from which they can summon any kind of object or entity, with any traits and abilities of any level. The entities may enter in symbiosis with the user to assist as advisers, guardians or power-sources, or emerge into existence to carry out more tangible tasks.

They may have a will of their own or act as extensions of the user, their minds usually connected to better serve them. All summons share an absolute and unbreakable loyalty towards the user, being fundamentally incapable of turning against them.

Well, that's not bad at all! So I can basically create anything ever.

Lets go with two hot chicks and a closet for now.

Shit, that's the extent of your imagination? Not two hot chicks and a jacuzzi? Not a massive, trendy condo in New York with a king size bed with rose petals? A limousine? Not twenty hot chicks and a 70-foot yacht with an endless supply of champagne?

It was just for starters you know, just wait till I give everyone who wants to the power to fly granted that they strut around like a duck when they walk the street and have feathers growing out of their arse.

Seriously though, powers like that are a bit too much like cheating. I'd probably get bored of life fairly quicky and start fucking up reality. No wonder you got so many supervillains with crazy powers...

Actually there is a book with a character with this very power. And it has an interesting limitation. The more unlikely the reality they are pulling through to this one, the harder it is. So for example, if you were walking across the street, and were about to be hit by a car, it would be easy to pull a reality where there was no car at that time, because that eventuality was right "next" to ours so to speak. But to say, find a reality where Humanity has already colonized other planets, and met with sentient aliens on Earth, would be much more difficult, as they would have to sift far afield of our reality to find that one. It was an interesting premise.

 

[Fdzzaigl]

Yeah, I could see that spicing up thigs a bit more. Superpowers are usually more interesting when they have limitations imo.

 

[Hiddelgreyk]

Genetic Tracking [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Tracking], the ability to track other beings by their genetic signature.

But Wiki, I wanted something coooool!

But it could be cool. Genetic tracking is more or less an ability of James Heller from Prototype 2. Now you'd only need to infect yourself with Blacklight... and then survive that infection.
... aaand then you'd have genetic tracking packaged with the basic Blacklight powerset.
Not worth it, I guess.

But hey, you'd still be the best at finding any missing person!

 

[Randomosity]

I got Divine Force Manipulation [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Force_Manipulation]

Guess it is time to start a cult and be worshiped as some sort of prophet.

 

[Proto Taco]

Ritual Magic [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ritual_Magic]

That's pretty bawss, actually. It'd be fun to see how far I could push it.

I wonder if there's a ritual to grant me other super powers....

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality

Thanks wiki. I wanted something, ANYTHING, but no. I remain mortal.

My first act as Sorceress Supreme is to give you a re-roll.

Now make it count, I used up my last rabbit's foot and I'll be vacuuming salt outta the carpet for MONTHS.

 

[Zen Bard]

Werebeat Lord Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Werebeast_Lord_Physiology]

Pffff...big deal. So I'm basically myself from Skyrim.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Health_Point_Meter

So I get the amazing power to see exactly how hurt I am.... Cool I guess?