Real Life Achievements...

[triggrhappy94]

I'm amazed that I haven't seen more of these kinds of threads...

Well for anyone tht doesn't understand the consept: real life achievements are that, they are fake achievements you get for doing things in real life.

Post any good achievements that you come up with. You don't have to have them.
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Im going to start things off with
Gotta Catch 'Em All: 25G Aquiere all STDs.

Complete The Tutorial: 10G Turn 18.

Don't Worry, I Know How This Ends...: 100G Complete the game twice.

This Isn't As Cool In Real Life: 50G Get all the collectables.

...Um...: 25G. Defeat the first boss

Wait My Pause Button's Not Working: 10G. Get killed without putting up a fight

How Does That Work?: 30G. Beat the game with realist bullet damage on

Very Nice. 75G. Beat the game on the hardest difficulty

 

[Shemming]

I thought you leiked them.10g. recommend someone this website:www.mudkipz.ws

 

[Pyode]

I'm gonna go with an easy one...

*Bleep Bloop*

Achievement Unlocked: Lost Virginity 50G

 

[HuntrRose]

Kazhing: Get filthy rich! 100G

 

[Tourette]

Ding-a-ling: 50G. Expose Lady GaGa as a man

 

[Blackadder51]

Do a Barrel Roll!! - Gold Trophy - Flip your car and land it.

 

[Carlston]

You did become your parents!
Warning drink will turn you into the same asshole you father was!

You spawned a child!

You fucked up parenting, like your father before you...

And if DNA tests fail

Your not my father! I'll never rule the universe with you!

 

[zyfyn]

wired achievement unlocked: 25 short blacks in one sitting 50G

 

[Last Bullet]

A Strong Will: Do NOT stare at shemming's avatar. 25G

 

[Esspytood]

it never ends: get a song stuck in someone else's head.

 

[Aleate]

Ow My Leg!: Jump off the roof of a building and survive 5G
Parental Guidance: Finish the chapter "High School" 50G
It The End Already?!: Take the Red Pill 15G
Find The Answer: You know what that means! 42G
2nd Coming!: Start a second playthrough 25G
Fireproof: Save the baby 25G
Lover Of A Dying Breed: Read a newspaper and listen to a radio show 30G
Fail: You lost the game 5G
2 Kool For Skool: Skip a class and start a jukebox 15G
Couch Potato: Plant, grow and eat a potato made in your couch 10G
Here's To You!: Get drunk and fail a date because of it 10G
Its For Self-Defense... I Swear!: Buy a gun 15G

I'll think of some more later XD

 

[Shemming]

Achievement unlocked: thats not even possible-lick you elbow.
Achievement unlocked: gonna get marthon- run 26 miles.
Achievement unlocked: your mom- performe a epicly timed your mom joke.
Achievement unlocked: life. who needs it?- play video games for 24 hours staight.

 

[VeX1le]

*Bleep Bloop*

No Life: Play a video game for 14 hours
Get a job: Slept for more than 24 hours
LEERROOY JENNKINSS: Charge into a bank with armed robbers.
The winner is you!: Win the lottery.

 

[Tsunimo]

Oh, Wait How Many Lives Do I Have Left?: Die, only to be revived. 30G
That Scout is a Spy!!!: Light a Major League Baseball player on fire. 75G

 

[willsham45]

Early Bird You got up in the morning...Achievement
Nice trip You fell down the stairs...Achievement
Fair Dodger You traveled on a train without paying...Achievement
Traveler You left your house...Achievement
That was hard Turn on your xbox...Achievement
Reader You read my comment......Achievement


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1A-Ymf1VYY&feature=player_embedded

Same topic really funny video

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Megaton's only survivor - Survive a nuclear blast whilst within the blast radius.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Do a wall run: 10g Do a wall run
Do a good wall run: 50g Do a wall run with out breaking your neck.

 

[Brownie101]

Ruining Lives: 50g Link 5 people to [link]www.tvtropes.org[/link]