Real Life Superhero Patrols Tennessee Streets

[GodKlown]

I can possibly understand how the chemistry major might work to his advantage in this pursuit... had he actually USED anything that required chemistry. No smoke bombs or some sort of sprayable Super Glue to stop people?
Plastic sticks aren't going to get you far, unless you are beating on old people who shoplift at the Walgreens. And this is in Tennessee after all... is there really any crime that bad that it would call for this type of vigilante justice? If he was packing some heat and at least had something a little more deadly than throwing stars, he might actually be someone that criminals would be afraid of. Don't know too many art and chemistry majors that are very accurate throwing stars around. Thanks a lot, Hollywood. With this Linda Lovelace movie coming out, pretty soon we'll see a rise in amateur porn, too.
Just wait until you see the Justice League of Tennessee!

 

[2fish]

If I lived there I would be his arch enemy. But good luck to him, he seems to misunderstand the purpose of a mask though, it is to hide your true identity.

Any idea where I could get a costume to become the mongoose?

 

[V8 Ninja]

Hmm...I don't know...

 

[Phlakes]

Here's hoping he doesn't get shot.

Although, he's too awesome to die.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

He didnt do a very good job of hiding his secret identity.

Now I want to go see Kick Ass again.

 

[Jared]

He gets props for having the balls to do it...but, its a major no-no...as, it has noted. The police not too happy...someone who is obseesed much?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Well he is definitely no Shadow Hair.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Holy. Crap. It's started.

Now I need to go find my cape...

My thoughts exactly. Quick, to the hardware store!

 

[Talvrae]

Someone got influenced by KickAss?
I think so

 

[dalek sec]

*Dalek face palm* Dear Gods I hate Tennessee sometimes... what kind of superhero carries a damn cell phone anyways?! Besides, I'm just sure the police love to have some smhuck running around acting like he's batman or something.

 

[Archemetis]

My Girlfriend just told me that if she were to leave me for anyone, it'd be...

THE VIPER.

 

[Sean Miller]

Idiot. Why would he reveal his identity? I can't support someone as stupid as this.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Good on him! We've all had those thoughts of being a vigilante! (Don't deny it.)

 

[Loonerinoes]

And here I am just listening to the Kick-Ass OST when I notice this article.

Honestly...I'd be amazed if more peeps like this turn up in the news...I dunno if that would be scary, inspirational...or just plain nuts. Either way...it'll be something.

 

[Wurek]

The ancors are kind of a deuches

 

[lacktheknack]

Anybody else think of the Ant-Agonizer?

 

[tijuanatim]

OH COME ON!!!! You can't reveal the kids identity!! Now his loved ones are at risk!!!!

Edit: Actually, the name Christain Hardee sounds fake. Well played Viper.....well played.

 

[CobraX]

That guy is a certified badass

 

[dex-dex]

Of course the first thing we all want to know is... has he had the **** kicked out of him yet?

like in kick ass?

 

[xavi]

I live in Lewisburg(25 minutes away)...looks like I'll be driving over and combing the streets looking for him after work.haha.