Real Life Superhero Patrols Tennessee Streets

Prof. Monkeypox

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I knew my day would come...

Actually, I have to wonder what he's going to do know that everyone already knows who he is.
Also, I wanted to punch those reporters for making fun of the poor guy. Just trying to follow his dreams.
 

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I think this person has read one too many comic books or seen one too many movies. It's dangerous for police officers to do what they do and they are well trained and carry guns if they are needed. This isn't Kick-Ass, it's real life and he's going to get himself accidentally killed.
 

The_ModeRazor

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I'm puzzled.
Lunatics in retarded clothing are news these days?

Now, if one actually died it would be funny, however distasteful it is to laugh at people dying. (not really, but at least it would be different from the usual lunatics in stupid clothes stuff)
 

JimJamJahar

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I think what he's doing is awesome. Well, maybe if he learned some martial arts and didn't reveal his identity.

But those people on that news show... I hope all American news programs aren't like this
 

darthzew

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Well, apparently one of my friends at Union went to an art class with him. He also goes by Spoon.

EDIT: Apparently this is definitely something Spoon would do. He's also a big, very strong guy who plays water polo.
 

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Spinwhiz said:
I think this person has read one too many comic books or seen one too many movies. It's dangerous for police officers to do what they do and they are well trained and carry guns if they are needed. This isn't Kick-Ass, it's real life and he's going to get himself accidentally killed.
Well in a way this is Kick-Ass. Problem is that this guy will all too likely wind up as the 'hero' right from the beginning opening title some day. Or he'll wind up as Kick-Ass did with his very first fight, only far more likely that the knife wound will just result in him bleeding to death.

But aye, even the creators themselves said that, though they wondered about it themselves IRL, it'd be a horrid idea to actually carry out! Guess this kid missed out on that part of the commentaries. :S
 

Jark212

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How did they get his identity so quick? He's not a very good superhero...
 

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The cops are probably pissed because the Viper gets to wear a cooler looking uniform. Oh, you didn't know? Uniforms are costumes too, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Just ask a police man some time how empowering (and potentially abusive on other rights when they misuse that power) it is to wear a mask when they suit up in the riot gear.

So essentially, the Viper is a more flamboyant neighborhood watch type person. As long as he carries weapons that don't require a permit, calls in cops, and understands how to properly utilize citizen arrest powers, he should be just fine to have around, could even be a way for city/town council to bring in tourism if they award him some bullshit award or something.

Its not like the guy is Wyatt Earp or whatever.

Oh well, I hope he doesn't try to write a comic book about his experiences, someone already did Kick Ass. Unless he gets to help out with a sequel perhaps?
I'm with you on that.

though I always wondered how actual, superpowered heroes would be like in real life. guys like Viper work out too.
 

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Wurek said:
The ancors are kind of a deuches
Having worked Interned in two tv stations, I can assure you - the anchors are ALWAYS deuches. TV Anchors are the lowest form of 'intelligent' life on the planet, self absorbed dialogue monkies who can't even repeat what's blown up infront of them on a scrolling screen correctly, and the crew mocks them endlessly.

But never to their faces, because they're 'talent' and all the old and stupid people who watch the station luv their anchors because they fear change and strangers. And don't even get me started on the Weathermen.

...I'm not bitter at all >_>
 

Therumancer

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Meh, it's an old schtick to be honest. There have been plenty of "real world super heroes" and like usual they are all doing it wrong. If your just going to walk around publically like that and people are going to easily find out who you are, you might as well just drop the entire super hero schtick.

Down here in New London one of our main roads called "Bank Street" periodically goes through periods where it's really bad and covered with hookers and drug dealers. One rather large, muscular, mean-looking dude, took to walking his (large) dog up and down the street wearing a beanie and a sign saying "Drug Free Zone". Pretty much inviting people to make somehting of it. He seems to have retired, but I remember him, and he did make a differance without bothering to call himself "The Viper" or the other stuff these "super heroes" do. I mean honestly, even if he's out there for hours at times when most normal people don't walk the street, there is no law against walking his dog....

At any rate, for those interested in real life super heroes here are a couple of sources:


My personal favorite:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_McCaslin

http://articles.sfgate.com/2002-01-24/news/17525248_1_bohemian-grove-women-s-groups-richard-mccaslin

Encyclopedia Dramatica Also assembled a bunch of these guys into an article:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Real_Life_Super_Heroes

Linked mostly because of the number of them (with pictures) and assorted links.

Wikipedia also covers the same thing (less offensively) but also has less information when you get past the "style" of ED.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real-life_superhero


The bottom line is that what this guy is doing is old hat, now if he was actually unknown and effective (like an actual comic book hero) it would be something else. However good samaritans/neighborhood watch types in costume, which is what this guy seems to be doing, have been around for a while. As has the occasional failed whack job, like "The Phantom Patriot" who at least tried to do things right, but failed epically, and was acting based on some kind of delusional conspiricy. The bottom line was that he tried to conceal his identity and armed himself appropriatly at least.

Out of all the real life super heroes, the one I'd most like to drop by if I was in need is the ultra-heroic "Angle Grinder Man". While I've never run afoul of it, I don't like the idea of car booting, and I believe the police abuse it. He doesn't fight crime (actually since he breaks the law he could be considered an anti-hero, or even a minor villain) but does seem to make a differance by all reports. :)
 

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Patrolling the area looking for criminals to report to the police while wearing a costume that makes him stand out to said criminals is kind of a dumb thing to do. A hero who carries around plastic sticks and shurikens and fights crime by calling the police doesn't really bring the name "The Viper" to mind. I think "The Mole" or "The Watchdog" would at least sound somewhat fitting.

If he wants to actually help out his community, great. But doing so while carrying around plastic weapons and pretending to be a superhero is just beyond stupid. His family and friends must be facepalming at this.
 

Outlaw Torn

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Two things:

Thing the first - His logo appears to be the Assassin's Creed 'A' just upside-down.

Thing the second - Art and chemistry? Really?