Real Life Superhero Patrols Tennessee Streets

[Gamegodtre]

Damn you Viper I the Mongoose will Obliterate you with my claws of EVIL

 

[King of the N00bs]

hmmmmm....I say...thumbs up!!! lemme go get Kick-Ass and Celestial Being to help!!!

 

[Abedeus]

Idiot. Why would he reveal his identity? I can't support someone as stupid as this.

It's like the red badge of idiocy. Like, wearing a large RANGERS t-shirt in New Jersey. Or a KKK uniform in Compton.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I salute to you, Viper, for all your hard work and making the world interesting

 

[ProtoChimp]

Well with all these super heroes around, *puts on mask* wait till they get a load of me.

I think I got that reference right, oh and anyway if he really wanted to fight some serious crime he should have moved to New York... Actually, on second thought that miiight not be such a good idea.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

Dude! You posted his secret identity! Not cool!

 

[Blind Sight]

God, those news reporters just came off as sheer assholes.

Agreed, nice job guys, mock the guy who's just trying to have a little fun. As long as superheroes stay harmless and don't go all 'the Authority' on us, I think we'll be fine.

 

[Hafnium]

God, those news reporters just came off as sheer assholes.

I agree, pretty big lack of seriousness and professionalism, I'm one of those who value that..

 

[James Hueick]

I foresee him dying in the near future.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Sigh.


*facepalms*

 

[yoyo13rom]

Finally! Now I'm telling you that we'll have a fully grown Batman in 5 years.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

You guys are all kidding, right? I mean, it sounds like he was just walking around in a suit. "Looking for crime to report". Basically means his super power is calling the police.

 

[bilkobob]

All I want to know is why he's The Viper and not Mule Man. I used to live in Columbia and mules are all the place is really known for, other than this guy. It's the mule capital of the world and even has an annual Mule Day.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

EDIT: And apparently, according to Wikipedia, he's already one of the city's notable residents. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia,_Tennessee#Notable_residents]

LMAO, hey you could get Sterling Marlin to dress up as his arch nemesis.

 

[porschecm2]

Haha, that's awesome. He goes to my school, and though I don't personally know him, a lot of my friends do.

 

[Nova5]

After Kick-Ass, I'm not surprised.

Calumon: Hey Jack! Buy a Cape!

Exactly what I was thinking. Especially the "plastic batons" thing.

 

[Dogstile]

Do we need superheroes? If crime happens it should be common sense for the men of the town to go break it up.

Sadly it doesn't happen, but meh

 

[L-J-F]

He needs I site, seriously, I'd do some concept art for a new uniform and also donate a few bucks in a heartbeat, awesome Still gotta see kick-ass.

 

[solidstatemind]

Somewhere in the back of my head, I hear Pink Floyd's 'Brain Damage' playing.

"The lunatic is on the grass;
The lunatic is on the grass..."

 

[RatRace123]

That is so FREAKIN' AWESOME!

I must now go through a workout monatge, then make my own costumed alter ego.