Really Bad Jokes

[JohnnyCakes]

ITT: Jokes that you have heard, that are just so mind-blowingly stupid/cheesy that you can't help but laugh at them.

 

[Lacsapix]

Its brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick!

 

[TeeBs]

I used to be a soap addict, but now im clean.

 

[Ljs1121]

I couldn't understand why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me.

 

[Solon_Mega]

There once was a birdy. He had no Asshole. Onde day he wanted to fart. He blew up!

(not made up, sadly)

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

HELP!
I'M TRAPPED IN THE ESCAPIST'S SERVER ROOM!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What do monkeys make their toast under?

Spoiler: Prepare for hilarity

A gorilla!!!!!!1111oneoneone

 

[Mr. Omega]

There were 3 idiots walking. They spotted a set of tracks.
The first idiot said they were deer tracks.
The second idiot insisted they were cow tracks.
The third idiot thought they were dog tracks.
The three men kept arguing until the train ran them over.

 

[Palademon]

Here's on that only works when you say it out loud, that I made up myself:

Why do people fear IBM in the winter?

Because it becomes ICY-BM!

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I used to be a soap addict, but now im clean.

I like this one xD

One of my friends recently spilled a glass of water on his lunch and was heard to remark "Oh crap, now my food looks like Japan!"

I laughed, then hated myself.

 

[The Wykydtron]

"Do you know why I, Phoenix Wright am a lawyer? Because i am Wright all the time"

Made me lol at least Phoenix XD

 

[Solon_Mega]

There once was a birdy. He had no Asshole. Onde day he wanted to fart. He blew up!

(not made up, sadly)

wat?

OT: Why did the boy cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE!

Yeah... I guess this type of nonsense humor doesn't translate well into english. I'm feeling a bit ashamed right now. haha.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Spoiler: It's white, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigerator breaks down.

Your refrigerator.

Spoiler: It's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with c, ends with t and has u and n in it.

A coconut.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Spoiler: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change. BA-DUM-TISH

 

[MrJKapowey]

This was from my History teacher...

Why did Julius Caesar buy a biro?

Spoiler

So he could Mark Antony ;-)

 

[The Night Shade]

I used to be a soap addict, but now im clean.

This one is hilarious

OT:this one is horrible-You know one day i was dead and then i saw you

 

[gundamrx101]

Upon watching the Arkham City gameplay trailer a friend said that everything had gone batty. Never in my life did I want to ready my backhand so much.

 

[BX3]

One my English teacher once told me.

How Long is the Chinaman?
....Yes.

Think about it.

 

[Harlemura]

What do you call a bulldog with no ears?

Spoiler: Punchline: Click to view

Whatever you want, it can't hear you!