Whats 2ft tall and can't turn around in corridors? A baby with a javelin through its headnaughtynazgul said:Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got his gas bill.
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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Those are some of the worst i've ever heard. xD
I always found that joke a bit sad...The_ModeRazor said:Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he?s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ?Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.? Man bursts into tears. Says, ?But doctor? I am Pagliacci.? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
I want half an hour of my life back, NOW.icyneesan said:http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html
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But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?Corwynt said:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it way dead ! XD XD XD
OH GOOD GOD! It took me an hour to finish that joke! jesus...icyneesan said:http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html
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If it happened to both of us, then there must be some scientific reason upon why that word combo is so amusing. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW THE SECRET OF PHONE BONER.MrGameluvr92 said:Am I immature for laughing so hard at this?Dfskelleton said:When I was trying to think of one I heard from someone , I randomly thought the word combination "Phone Boner."
I'M AN IMMATURE IDIOT.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?Lacsapix said:Its brown and sticky?
A stick!