recast left 4 dead 2

Pielikey

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Amelia Airhart, Bill Nye, Johnny Bravo, Indiana Jones.

Don't ask why, thought off the top of my head. But you all know it would be the best.
 

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geldonyetich said:
Lets see, the accusations against the zombies is that they're black, male, and poor. So, to rectify this, all the zombies should be clones of Paris Hilton.
Ha, then nobody would hate the game. I would choose that one bad ass black guy from dawn of the dead who was the cop ( I can't think of his name) the robert carlyle from 28 weeks later( have a modern day soldier in there) A modern day nurse, and psycho homeless guy in a trenchcoat so he could get back at rich people.
 

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A Vietnamese prostitute
Buzz Lightyear
The Reese's Cup mascot from Hershey Park
R. Lee Ermey
 

soren7550

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Ok, I got two sets:

The 'Dead Celebrity Brought Back To Life' Set
-Billy Mays
-Chris Farly
-Kurt Cobain
-Farra Faucet

While trying to make it out alive, Billy will be trying to sell in infected tubs of Oxy-Clean to rid their clothes of all them nasty bloodstains, Farly would be yelling and falling onto tables, Cobain would be mumbling incoherently about god know what, and Faucet would be doing action poses w/ her pistol in hand.

The 'Random Dudes' Set
-a necro-biblo-philiac (a dead tree fucker)
-a MUMORPUGER
-the $2 hooker that might be a man w/ a I.Q. of 68
-and the guy with the morbid fear of germs

In a sad attempt at survival, the necro-biblo-philiac would be looking for some dead wood to stick, the MUMORPUGER would fall down and die because he hasn't used his legs in so long that they couldn't support his fat ass, the hooker would be strutting down the streets looking for johns, and the guy w/ the morbid fear of germs would be curled up into a ball, screaming.

(best I can think of at the moment)
 

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xmetatr0nx said:
How were the first batch of characters not bland and unoriginal? For that matter why all the fuss about the characters, they are no more than skins that hold a gun in these games.

For me i want historical figures. Maybe the four presidents on Mt Rushmore.
lol, how's this for a quote while murdering zombies:

"Four score and seven EARS ago"
 

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Jedoro said:
1. WWII Vet
2. Cosplayer in MJOLNIR armor he/she made
3. FedEx guy/gal
4. Gangsta from da hood
i agree with em all besides the WWII vet they are at least 78 or 80 years.
i thought bill was a stupid character because of his age.
the other's are pretty good though
 

soren7550

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It's the survivors with the various english accents!
- The one with the heavy Brooklyn accent
- The one with the heavy Boston accent
- The one with the heavy southern accent
- and The one with the heavy english (british) accent

Headaches and confusion ensue when all of them start jabbering about god knows what!
 

Davey Woo

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How about 4 naked...
Wait, no.

Ummmm.

I don't really care what they look like, it would be nice to have a choice of more than 4 people, so you don't get leavers because they don't want to play as "the girl"
 

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Evilbunny said:
The Beatles. That would rule.
EPIC!

Paul: It's going to be a hard day's night Ringo.
Ringo: I think I need some help guys
John: I'd rather still be a day tripper.
George: You sill are John.
John: Oh go greet your sun you prune.
 

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A drunk Irish (redundant I know)
A British Gentlemen (I do say colleague nice shot!)
A stripper
A naughty librarian

And thus a complete assortment of cliches
 

soren7550

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
A drunk Irish (redundant I know)
A British Gentlemen (I do say colleague nice shot!)
A stripper
A naughty librarian

And thus a complete assortment of cliches
I'll one up your cliches with even bigger ones!
-The Evil One The evil one is the one who wears all black (with a top hat and cloak to boot), and has the ridiculously long & thin mustache that curls up, which he often twirls while going "ma-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
-The Damsel in Distress The blond damsel in distress (while in a ruffled & lacy pink or blue dress) who can quite often be heard yelling for help after being tied onto the train tracks (most often by The Evil One)
-The Heroic Hero The large broad chested, dark flowing haired hero who rides in on his trusted white steed to saves the damsel in distress after The Evil One ties her onto the train tracks. He and the damsel in distress are obviously in love with one another.
-I'd throw in the stereotypical black guy, but Valve pretty much already did that one, so I'll throw in The Fat Middle-Aged Mayor who depends on The Heroic Hero to save the good people and good town of Dodge City from The Evil One time and time again.
 

soren7550

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Doctor Glocktor said:
Captain Price.

Soap MacTavish.

Gaz

Who else do you need?
Generic S.A.S. operative #4 OR Staff Sargent Griggs

Yeah, you need Griggs.