Reliable Source: Blizzard, Fallout 3 and Trickery

wilsonscrazybed

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Reliable Source: Blizzard, Fallout 3 and Trickery

On Reliable Source: Blizzard, Fallout 3 Sucks and Writer Tricks You Into Reading This Column.

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RS: I don't get it, what about the Goblins? What can you tell us about their mount?

Blizz: They don't have a mount exactly; they have /piggyback.
Now you see, that would be an astounding idea.

Nice one Wilson, that border between satire and reality gets ever thinner. :)
 

Doug

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Mountain Dew == Cancer killer? Where can I get this stuff in the UK?
 

syndicated44

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At first I was thinking this was kinda dumb but your little articles are growing on me. Especially like the part about the really ultra super special starcraft 2 controller.
 

Soulgaunt

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That was very funny, but why does it mention Fallout 3 in the title if it isn't in the article?
 

Fightgarr

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Oh man. Back in the 'good 'ole days' of reliable source, there use to be boobs. At least there were chicks making out. Man... I remember back when (wikipedia quote here). Yeah... things used to be different.

I'm sorry, even if the Dew can cure cancer, I can't stand by it. Not only does it nauseate me to the point where I want to yell at my mom on while on teamspeak about how the phone is for her, but its also just... not Dr Pepper.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Excellent as Always, Seth. Although the prospect of grandpa's being able to teabag and shout 'fag!' is one that I fear will now show up in all of those atrociously humorous nightmares. Ugh...your average macho shooter is one thing, deep inside his power armor, but Grandpa is a totally different fear altogether.
 

bushwhacker2k

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... :O ...

Wow... This was an interesting read... Mountain Dew cures cancer, Blizzard calls themselves an 'aging relic' and is a money-grubber, Fable 3 will have two well known actresses making out and being addicted to gaming is a good thing.

Well, Blizzard being a money-grubber is pretty duh, but at least they deliver. For the rest, WOW.
 

CLEVERSLEAZOID

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Am I the only one who failed to find anything about Fallout3 in there? :3

Also, lol at the idea of Wolves riding Boars
 

kementari

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I don't think I've ever been less impressed with an article on the Escapist. Maybe I just don't "get it", but this sounds like the kind of uninsightful witlessness that you'd find in Maxim. It doesn't even read like Onion-style parody, just someone with a chip on their shoulder.

Don't like games/gamers/game developers/game communities (as is clear from the tone of the article)? Write for something else. It's a big internet.
 

blitz609

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I just noticed that the phrase "Fallout 3" gets my attention just as much as the word "sex" does.