Reliable Source: Death to Dwarves

Marion Cox

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Reliable Source: Death to Dwarves

Marion supplies several reasons as to why you shouldn?t play D&D with your father.

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Anacortian

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While my friends from high school could only be described so colorfully with expletives, I can see our games had much in common with yours. My Dad was a chief in the US Navy, but he never passed beyond the peanut gallery concerning DnD. I really envy you for having a story where your father took hold of a die without being ironic.
 

Visulth

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Just a question about D&D; can you only die once, or is there a way to respawn?
 

PJ Reynolds

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Marion doesn't actually expect us to believe that this is true, does he? This is the first Reliable Source I've read, so if they're all parody/facetious, never mind.
 

300lb. Samoan

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Laughed out loud in real life, multiple times. Especially at "You maggots better get your shit together or you'll wind up here like this sissy egg-sucking dwarf!" I'm tempted to get some friends together and read this story as a group, it reminds me that much of my friends.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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Marion Cox said:
I suppose that next session I'll be playing Charlie Sheen the Elven ranger sent out to end his madness.
Awesome. I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that game.

Visulth said:
Just a question about D&D; can you only die once, or is there a way to respawn?
You can get resurrected, but it takes a high-level Cleric and/or a lot of cash. At level 1 you're usually better off creating a new character.

PJ Reynolds said:
Marion doesn't actually expect us to believe that this is true, does he? This is the first Reliable Source I've read, so if they're all parody/facetious, never mind.
It's all true. Mr Flask would get angry if you'd suggest otherwise.
 

JaredXE

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I had to wipe the spray of saliva off my moniter after I read Wyskowski's tirade....freakin hilarious!
 

JupiterBase

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I play every other saturday, 3.5v D&D in the forgotten realms setting, Hunter The Reckoning every other Thursday, im the youngest in a group of players from 21-40 so i guess your never too old to play D&D!
 

tetron

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I always love to hear D&D stories and this one was a real gem. Tennyson reminds me of how I play lol
 

TheEndlessGrey

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FWIW - if that was an Apocalypse Now reference at the end, it was actually Martin Sheen.

Also, hilarious stuff. Loved it.