Reliable Source: Diablo 3, Bad Children and Night-vision!

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Reliable Source: Diablo 3, Bad Children and Night-vision!

Reliable Source tackles censorship, demons, and children.

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Diablini

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Pahahaha! Replacing with Mao, Marx and... OBAMA! Hahahaha! That was great material!
 

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Diablini said:
Pahahaha! Replacing with Mao, Marx and... OBAMA! Hahahaha! That was great material!
I was going to say this. Best line of the entire line of articles (not just this one, all the other reliable sources)

Really good satire
 
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Damn, I missed this last night.

Ok...Page 1: Scary
Page 2: Delving too close to the truth.
Page 3: Nearly at that line
Page 4: ...It's what we were all thinking.
Page 5: Ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Top, top work. Just close enough to be nearly mistaken for reality.

P.S. [small]purple headed demon? I thought Funk was bad[/small]
 

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wilsonscrazybed said:
Nimbus said:
Wii stapler? Seriously?
It's for Wii Office Games, out next summer.
For a minute there I actually thought you were serious. I even googled Wii office games.

It's a stupid idea, but I wouldn't put it past Nintendo.
 

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"China is also requiring us to replace all our initial classes with popular socialist heroes like Mao, Marx, Lennon and Obama.

As if that wasn't enough, the ESRB has demanded that we maintain their standards for US game releases by processing the game in a grainy brown filter, removing all dialog and replacing it with catchy one-liners."
LMAO, I knew there was a reason I loved this article
 

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Bayonetta looks like the Baroness at Mardi Gras. Think she'll be at Bourbon Street?
Wii Circumcision...Yes, but will it be kosher?
Silly kids, they missed some of the funner things of adult entertainment: monthly bills, taxes, getting up at 3 in the morning to beat the traffic jams to work, getting up twice or thrice at night to go to the bathroom...
 

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I thought this was real for the first two pages. By the third I got realized it was satire.
 

wilsonscrazybed

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feather240 said:
I thought this was real for the first two pages. By the third I got realized it was satire.
I felt the same way while writing it, though I must admit there was some 12 year scotch involved.
 

Brett Alex

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The Diablo censorship was the best bit in my opinion, had a serve for just about everyone and their autocratic regimes.
 

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"In fact Australia's OFLC has asked us to double the price of Diablo 3, remove all violence, and release it only after the rest of the world has had the game for at least six months."

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! God dam I hate this fucking country. Fuck You Kevin Rudd and Fuck You Stephen Conroy.

EDIT: I am aware this is satire... Still
 

Dommyboy

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At first, I thought it was real. Quite cleverly done. It's a shame though that these are problems that could occur, especially in communist Australia.
 

Fearzone

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Hey leave us one-handed game players alone! I drive my car with one hand most of the time so why don't I get to play videogames that way? Half of the afternoon I spent trying to get the right position of hand and wind finger on the six-axis controller so that I might be able to enjoy Flower with just my right hand... WITH NO LUCK! Relaxing-- my ass!
 

wilsonscrazybed

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Fearzone said:
Hey leave us one-handed game players alone! I drive my car with one hand most of the time so why don't I get to play videogames that way? Half of the afternoon I spent trying to get the right position of hand and wind finger on the six-axis controller so that I might be able to enjoy Flower with just my right hand... WITH NO LUCK! Relaxing-- my ass!
One-handed flower? I don't think I have ever been more disturbed with a mental image before.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
P.S. [small]purple headed demon? I thought Funk was bad[/small]
Wish I was joking about that one actually.