Reliable Source: Failure, Confusion And Death

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Reliable Source: Failure, Confusion And Death

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[Katherine Kerensky]

Now That is smart thinking.
Too bad I have other things to do...

 

[pirateninj4]

Yea this one is bang on the money. I especially liked the Xbox bit, cause it's true you know. Turning one on may lead to irreparable damage.

 

[dragonblade629]

TUrning your XBox on can void the warranty?!

 

[Art_Vandalay]

Now I know why there was no Super Virtual Boy or Virtual boy advance. Seriously though, who doesn't enjoy a bunch of red lines on a black background?

And now its time to go twitter about the fuzz i just found in my navel...people wanna know

 

[Generic_Dave]

Hmmmmm...HDTV movie check, PS3 on check, 6 IM conversations, no Eve on-line I'm afraid, but at least now we've pinpointed exactly what killed him. Eve on-line.

"When we remove the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable..."

I'm not even going to attempt to attribute that, I might start a fight.

 

[Fightgarr]

What did you have for lunch? More drinks I hope.
Also... where were the boobs this issue? I need more of those if this series is going to stay close to my breast... I mean heart. Close to my heart.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

What did you have for lunch? More drinks I hope.

Belgium waffles of course.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

So the xbox is so delacite that you can't even turn it on, wow thats so fucking lazy of microsoft, ah well, im off to play my ported copy of Team Fortress 2 on my working PS3.

 

[Freaky_Friday]

Whew, and I thought my PS3 warranty stipulations were harsh! I sure am glad I never turn it on, it might break the hardware.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"That explains it," said a senior editor at Reliable Source, who, completely tired of demonically possessed CEOs making huge generalizations just to milk their tenuous celebrity status, had a really good lunch followed by a couple drinks with a friend and didn't think about Bobby Kotick for a week.

I think the spirit of Douglas Addams is alive and well, and probably ordering another lunch.

 

[Capo Taco]

seth abel rocks. I love these.

 

[Playbahnosh]

This had more LOL per sentence than anything I read this week. Great job! (1UP sound from Super Mario Brothers)

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Here's an added bonus for this weekend's Reliable source:

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

This was good work, but I have to say, the xbox-is-fragile-and-breaks-easily-jokes(long one eh?) are getting pretty boring.

 

[AvsJoe]

Turning your XBox on can void the warranty?!

Yup. That'll learn ya fer not reading the fine print...

 

[samsonguy920]

"That explains it," said a senior editor at Reliable Source, who, completely tired of demonically possessed CEOs making huge generalizations just to milk their tenuous celebrity status, had a really good lunch followed by a couple drinks with a friend and didn't think about Bobby Kotick for a week.

I think the spirit of Douglas Addams is alive and well, and probably ordering another lunch.

Hear, hear!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Well, at least we know the world is still fraught with weirdness